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Gotta love the Marines. Semper Fi!

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    Improviso
    wrote on 15 May 2020, 13:17 last edited by
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    semper fi.jpg

    A Texas Highway Patrol Officer was conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, TX.

    The officer was using a handheld radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville and was suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.

    The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then... It suddenly went dead.

    Immediately a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise near it's Naval Air home base location in Kingsville.

    Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi, the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his officer's equipment. The reply came back in true USMC style:

    "Thank you for your letter....
    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.

    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77, south of Kingsville.

    The pilot suggests your officer covers his mouth when cursing since the video systems on these jets are extremely high-tech.

    Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      Axtremus
      wrote on 15 May 2020, 13:22 last edited by
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      Fake news.

      You should be very worried if a fighter jet can, by default, arm and fire on civilian radar speed detector. If the system cannot reliably separate civilian radar speed detectors from hostile military radar sources, it has no business automatically arming and firing at such radar sources.

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        Jolly
        wrote on 15 May 2020, 13:37 last edited by
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        Life of the party, that boy is...😃

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          Axtremus
          wrote on 15 May 2020, 14:09 last edited by
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          Thank you, thank you very much.

          Do you know ... that people who have a big number of moles on the body live longer than others?

          It's an interesting fact that I looked up from this webpage titled "6 Facts to Impress Anyone With and Become the Life of Any Party."

          You're welcome. 🙂

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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on 15 May 2020, 14:35 last edited by
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            I'm not sure I'd want to do that, but they do also help get rid of termites.

            I was only joking

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              15 May 2020, 13:17

              semper fi.jpg

              A Texas Highway Patrol Officer was conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of Kingsville, TX.

              The officer was using a handheld radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville and was suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.

              The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then... It suddenly went dead.

              Immediately a deafening roar over the Mesquite treetops on Hwy 77 revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise near it's Naval Air home base location in Kingsville.

              Back at the Texas Highway Patrol Headquarters in Corpus Christi, the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Naval Base Commander in Kingsville for shutting down his officer's equipment. The reply came back in true USMC style:

              "Thank you for your letter....
              You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

              Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment's location.

              Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position on the side of Hwy 77, south of Kingsville.

              The pilot suggests your officer covers his mouth when cursing since the video systems on these jets are extremely high-tech.

              Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster."

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 16 May 2020, 23:11 last edited by
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              Hooah!

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                Loki
                wrote on 17 May 2020, 00:06 last edited by
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                Unfortunately someone is really bad at plagiarizing a really old yarn out of the UK, decades old. But maybe it’s just satire to begin with. Eva Longoria and Jim Morrison of the Doors are from Kingsville and that is not fake news.

                https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/police-radar-missile/

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