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  • George KG Offline
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    https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-10-05-jean-shorts-send-woman-to-hospital-with-life-threatening-wedgie/

    Her name is Sam and in her video, the 25-year-old North Carolina native explained how she chose to wear tight jean shorts on a full-day date with a guy she recently met. She wrote on the clip that she had "a wedgie for 8 hours," but she didn't think much of it until the next day, when she woke up with a really sore butt.

    As days went on, she felt more and more sick and eventually went to a doctor, who gave her antibiotics for a possible skin infection on her rear. It didn't help and the next day, she felt so bad that she couldn't walk because of a stabbing pain in her butt. She went to the ER, where she is admitted into the ICU with what doctors diagnosed as a bacterial skin infection called cellulitis that led to life-threatening septic shock.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-10-05-jean-shorts-send-woman-to-hospital-with-life-threatening-wedgie/

      Her name is Sam and in her video, the 25-year-old North Carolina native explained how she chose to wear tight jean shorts on a full-day date with a guy she recently met. She wrote on the clip that she had "a wedgie for 8 hours," but she didn't think much of it until the next day, when she woke up with a really sore butt.

      As days went on, she felt more and more sick and eventually went to a doctor, who gave her antibiotics for a possible skin infection on her rear. It didn't help and the next day, she felt so bad that she couldn't walk because of a stabbing pain in her butt. She went to the ER, where she is admitted into the ICU with what doctors diagnosed as a bacterial skin infection called cellulitis that led to life-threatening septic shock.

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      @george-k said in Wedgie:

      https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-10-05-jean-shorts-send-woman-to-hospital-with-life-threatening-wedgie/

      Her name is Sam and in her video, the 25-year-old North Carolina native explained how she chose to wear tight jean shorts on a full-day date with a guy she recently met. She wrote on the clip that she had "a wedgie for 8 hours," but she didn't think much of it until the next day, when she woke up with a really sore butt.

      As days went on, she felt more and more sick and eventually went to a doctor, who gave her antibiotics for a possible skin infection on her rear. It didn't help and the next day, she felt so bad that she couldn't walk because of a stabbing pain in her butt. She went to the ER, where she is admitted into the ICU with what doctors diagnosed as a bacterial skin infection called cellulitis that led to life-threatening septic shock.

      The story continues:
      During her week in the ICU, she was told she might need the infected part of her butt cut off, but thankfully it didn't come to that, though she did have to show her tush to a bunch of physicians.

      In a follow-up video, she explained that she wore boyshort underwear that kept bunching up beneath the jean shorts. Sam admitted in the comments to picking many wedgies during her date. It's those wedgies that caused her to chafe, and likely, she got a small cut. Bacteria then got into the cut, which led to the cellulitis and sepsis.

      In the end though, it wasn't all bad. She explained that she is still with the guy who she was dating when all of this happened and they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

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        @george-k said in Wedgie:

        https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-10-05-jean-shorts-send-woman-to-hospital-with-life-threatening-wedgie/

        Her name is Sam and in her video, the 25-year-old North Carolina native explained how she chose to wear tight jean shorts on a full-day date with a guy she recently met. She wrote on the clip that she had "a wedgie for 8 hours," but she didn't think much of it until the next day, when she woke up with a really sore butt.

        As days went on, she felt more and more sick and eventually went to a doctor, who gave her antibiotics for a possible skin infection on her rear. It didn't help and the next day, she felt so bad that she couldn't walk because of a stabbing pain in her butt. She went to the ER, where she is admitted into the ICU with what doctors diagnosed as a bacterial skin infection called cellulitis that led to life-threatening septic shock.

        The story continues:
        During her week in the ICU, she was told she might need the infected part of her butt cut off, but thankfully it didn't come to that, though she did have to show her tush to a bunch of physicians.

        In a follow-up video, she explained that she wore boyshort underwear that kept bunching up beneath the jean shorts. Sam admitted in the comments to picking many wedgies during her date. It's those wedgies that caused her to chafe, and likely, she got a small cut. Bacteria then got into the cut, which led to the cellulitis and sepsis.

        In the end though, it wasn't all bad. She explained that she is still with the guy who she was dating when all of this happened and they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

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        @brenda said in Wedgie:

        they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

        So romantic!

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          @brenda said in Wedgie:

          they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

          So romantic!

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          Catseye3
          wrote on last edited by Catseye3
          #4

          @jon-nyc That took me back, too. "Let us honor our holy union by telling y'all about the bugs up my butt."

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            'I almost lost my ass on our first date!'.

            Stories about bacterial infections are never a good idea at weddings,.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              @brenda said in Wedgie:

              they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

              So romantic!

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              @jon-nyc said in Wedgie:

              @brenda said in Wedgie:

              they plan to tell the story at their wedding.

              So romantic!

              Ayup! This story just wasn't going to be complete without you knowing how it ... ends.

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