"Hey, guys! This way!"

[Mik]

If it weren't for an HOA I'd have them mowing my yard.

[George K]

@Mik who would clean up the poops?

[MainerMikeBrown]

@George-K Not me. I would not clean up the poops.

[Mik]

Dang. My plan has been foiled again.

[George K]

@Mik, yeah. Elections Goats have consequences.

[Mik]

I'll have to fece the music.

[George K]

@Mik said in "Hey, guys! This way!":

I'll have to fece the music.

It's stool fun and games until somebody lets loose.

[Jolly]

Never tried to raise goats. Neither did any of the family. They do produce a good bit of milk and meat for the feed you put in them, but they're hell on fences, will die at the drop of a hat, are aggravating to skin out and they can have birthing problems in some breeds.

[jon-nyc]

"What, and get stuck with an ugly one?"

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in "Hey, guys! This way!":

"What, and get stuck with an ugly one?"

That's a joke I haven't thought about in a long, long time.

[jon-nyc]

Do you know the followup joke?

The same guy gets transferred to another foreign legion base.

Once there, he asks a guy 'what day do the camels come'?

Guy says 'Thursday'.

Thursday comes, he sees camels coming in towards the base and runs there as fast as he can, picking out his favorite and hopping to it.

His buddy says 'No, no no! The camels take us in to town to where the girls are!'

[George K]

@jon-nyc I think I told that joke in 1977....

[Larry]

Hell, i remember the camel.....