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Here's a petition I'd sign

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    George K
    wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 12:13 last edited by
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    The Heinz Hot Dog Pact

    Hot dog wieners come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. WHY?! As the condiment that has been bringing foods together for over 150 years, we’ve decided enough is enough. That’s why we started the Heinz Hot Dog Pact. We’re calling on Big Bun and Big Wiener companies to find the answer to this hot dog packaging mismatch, once and for all. We need your signatures more than ever. Let’s change hot dog history together.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      8 Jul 2021, 12:13

      The Heinz Hot Dog Pact

      Hot dog wieners come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. WHY?! As the condiment that has been bringing foods together for over 150 years, we’ve decided enough is enough. That’s why we started the Heinz Hot Dog Pact. We’re calling on Big Bun and Big Wiener companies to find the answer to this hot dog packaging mismatch, once and for all. We need your signatures more than ever. Let’s change hot dog history together.

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      Loki
      wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 17:28 last edited by
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      @george-k said in Here's a petition I'd sign:

      The Heinz Hot Dog Pact

      Hot dog wieners come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. WHY?! As the condiment that has been bringing foods together for over 150 years, we’ve decided enough is enough. That’s why we started the Heinz Hot Dog Pact. We’re calling on Big Bun and Big Wiener companies to find the answer to this hot dog packaging mismatch, once and for all. We need your signatures more than ever. Let’s change hot dog history together.

      Well the wieners last forever but the buns don’t.

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        Larry
        wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 17:40 last edited by
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        And the weenie are either too short or too long for the bun.

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          kluurs
          wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 20:10 last edited by
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          Sounds like socialism has lifted its ugly head in the TNCR.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 21:05 last edited by
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            Hot dogs come in various package sizes around here

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Jolly
              wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 23:04 last edited by
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              Nathan's is eight to a pack. Problem solved.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • J Jolly
                8 Jul 2021, 23:04

                Nathan's is eight to a pack. Problem solved.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 23:05 last edited by
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                @jolly I was thinking of them in particular.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  8 Jul 2021, 23:04

                  Nathan's is eight to a pack. Problem solved.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 8 Jul 2021, 23:10 last edited by
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                  @jolly said in Here's a petition I'd sign:

                  Nathan's is eight to a pack. Problem solved.

                  I had no idea.

                  Been so long since we did Nathan's.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    8 Jul 2021, 12:13

                    The Heinz Hot Dog Pact

                    Hot dog wieners come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. WHY?! As the condiment that has been bringing foods together for over 150 years, we’ve decided enough is enough. That’s why we started the Heinz Hot Dog Pact. We’re calling on Big Bun and Big Wiener companies to find the answer to this hot dog packaging mismatch, once and for all. We need your signatures more than ever. Let’s change hot dog history together.

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                    Axtremus
                    wrote on 9 Jul 2021, 11:59 last edited by
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                    @george-k said in Here's a petition I'd sign:

                    The Heinz Hot Dog Pact

                    Hot dog wieners come in packs of 10. Hot dog buns come in packs of 8. WHY?! As the condiment that has been bringing foods together for over 150 years, we’ve decided enough is enough. That’s why we started the Heinz Hot Dog Pact. We’re calling on Big Bun and Big Wiener companies to find the answer to this hot dog packaging mismatch, once and for all. We need your signatures more than ever. Let’s change hot dog history together.

                    If they are serious, they will also need to standardize the length, girth, and curvature of the hot dog to ensure proper fit in the bun, maybe also add margin for allowable condiment envelop. If Heinz is behind this, they might over-spec. the condiment envelop thus leading to wastage, so beware.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 9 Jul 2021, 12:01 last edited by
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                      OK, as long as we're talking bun design and spec, does anyone have a preference for top-split vs side-split buns?

                      A proper hot dog in a side-split bun, when eaten, becomes a top-split because you have to rotate it 90 degrees, amirite?

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • G George K
                        9 Jul 2021, 12:01

                        OK, as long as we're talking bun design and spec, does anyone have a preference for top-split vs side-split buns?

                        A proper hot dog in a side-split bun, when eaten, becomes a top-split because you have to rotate it 90 degrees, amirite?

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                        Loki
                        wrote on 9 Jul 2021, 20:17 last edited by
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                        @george-k said in Here's a petition I'd sign:

                        OK, as long as we're talking bun design and spec, does anyone have a preference for top-split vs side-split buns?

                        A proper hot dog in a side-split bun, when eaten, becomes a top-split because you have to rotate it 90 degrees, amirite?

                        I’d been fine with any bun that opens reliably without tearing. Maybe the 10 is to account for 20% failure.

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 9 Jul 2021, 21:01 last edited by Aqua Letifer 7 Sept 2021, 21:09
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                          GEORGE BANKS!
                          SAY HIS NAME!
                          GEORGE BANKS!
                          SAY HIS NAME!

                          Please love yourself.

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