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  • KlausK Offline
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    Klaus
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    So, for some reason I stumbled upon the lyrics of a currently fashionable rap song by "Mega Thee Stallion".

    These are the lyrics.

    [Verse 1]
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Post me a pic, finna make me a profit
    When the liquor hit, then a bitch get toxic
    (Why the fuck you in the club when niggas wildin’?)
    I've been lit since brunch, thot shit
    Order '42 for the table, let’s pop shit
    Missionary or doggystyle, I'ma top shit
    Pussy-ass niggas hatin' on me from the closet, ah
    Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit, I guess I can relate
    'Cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom
    And since these hoes all rats, when they come around me
    All I see is a whole lotta dinner
    I walk around the house butt-naked
    And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior
    I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back
    'Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear her (Ah)

    [Chorus]
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
    Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

    [Verse 2]
    Hoes said they wish a bitch would, and I'm a genie
    Bitch so hot, gotta stay in bikinis
    He got a girl, but he keep beggin' to see me
    I love it when a nigga got a mouth full of VVs
    No, I'm not a patient, but I let him treat me
    I gotta be a doctor how I’m orderin' CCs
    Go to your place, no face, no case
    Ninety-nine percent tint in a blacked-out Wraith
    I remember hoes used to clap for me happily
    Now I'm bossed up and them same hoes mad at me
    Acting like they ridin', whole time tryna pass me
    Watchin' me go through it and still tryna drag me
    Actin' like you winnin', if you think about it, actually
    Are they supportin' you or really just attackin' me?
    I don't give a fuck 'bout a blog tryna bash me
    I'm the shit per the Recording Academy (Ah)

    [Chorus]
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

    [Verse 3]
    Drinkin' out the motherfuckin' bottle on my thot shit
    Everything I eat go straight to my pockets
    2021, finna graduate college
    Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic
    Fuckin' on a nigga, make him sing, on some pop shit
    I need a real headbanger, on some rock shit
    Pussy like crack, wanna hit it like dope
    Got a real hot box, but a bitch don't smoke (Ah)
    Hot girl, but I'm still the coldest, hey
    I'm the big homie, but I ain't the oldest, hmm
    Bitch dry hatin', tryna get noticed
    Man, ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, look
    How many bitches lyin' if they say they bars is better?
    They really puppets, so I really gotta go and Geppetto
    I'm really talkin', but it really can apply to whoever
    My pen a freak, it'll go after a bitch or a nigga (Huh)
    Big bank take lil' bank, bitch, add it up
    Hoes takin' shots, but they ain't in my caliber
    Booked, but I squeeze a lil' head in my calendar
    Lookin' in the mirror like, "Damn, I don't brag enough"
    LVs, double C's, Birkins, I'm workin'
    My chain ain't hittin' if a bitch ain't hurtin'
    Look, I ain't even finna argue with a bitch
    One thing I know, two things for certain
    None of these hoes sayin' shit to my face
    And none of these hoes finna see me at the bank
    And I'ma keep talkin' all the shit that I want
    And I dare one of these hoes come tell me I can't
    We ain't even speakin' if the nigga ain't spendin'
    He could never say that I was one of his women
    I don't even let niggas know where I stay
    I'll be damned if he thinkin' he poppin' up on this pimpin' (Ah)

    [Chorus]
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
    Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
    Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

    Lolwut? I don't understand shit.

    CopperC 1 Reply Last reply
    • JollyJ Offline
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      Jolly
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      A thot is a gal that gives it away or sells it, but in either case, spreads it around.

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      • JollyJ Offline
        JollyJ Offline
        Jolly
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Besides, let's celebrate all this female empowerment!

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • L Offline
          L Offline
          Loki
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Locker room talk.

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          • Catseye3C Offline
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            Catseye3
            wrote on last edited by Catseye3
            #5

            What I want to know is, How many bitches lyin' if they say they bars is better? 😠

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            • MikM Offline
              MikM Offline
              Mik
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              This is why we can't have nice things.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • Doctor PhibesD Offline
                Doctor PhibesD Offline
                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                Am I right in thinking that Ms. Stallion works in a bank?

                I was only joking

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  Am I right in thinking that Ms. Stallion works in a bank?

                  Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8
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                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                    Am I right in thinking that Ms. Stallion works in a bank?

                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    @doctor-phibes said in Is this English?:

                    Am I right in thinking that Ms. Stallion works in a bank?

                    A bank of what? <snicker>

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                    • KlausK Klaus

                      So, for some reason I stumbled upon the lyrics of a currently fashionable rap song by "Mega Thee Stallion".

                      These are the lyrics.

                      [Verse 1]
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Post me a pic, finna make me a profit
                      When the liquor hit, then a bitch get toxic
                      (Why the fuck you in the club when niggas wildin’?)
                      I've been lit since brunch, thot shit
                      Order '42 for the table, let’s pop shit
                      Missionary or doggystyle, I'ma top shit
                      Pussy-ass niggas hatin' on me from the closet, ah
                      Hoes tryna call me a snake, shit, I guess I can relate
                      'Cause a bitch spit a whole lotta venom
                      And since these hoes all rats, when they come around me
                      All I see is a whole lotta dinner
                      I walk around the house butt-naked
                      And I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior
                      I don't give a fuck who talk behind my back
                      'Cause the bitch knew better than to let me hear her (Ah)

                      [Chorus]
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
                      Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin’ ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

                      [Verse 2]
                      Hoes said they wish a bitch would, and I'm a genie
                      Bitch so hot, gotta stay in bikinis
                      He got a girl, but he keep beggin' to see me
                      I love it when a nigga got a mouth full of VVs
                      No, I'm not a patient, but I let him treat me
                      I gotta be a doctor how I’m orderin' CCs
                      Go to your place, no face, no case
                      Ninety-nine percent tint in a blacked-out Wraith
                      I remember hoes used to clap for me happily
                      Now I'm bossed up and them same hoes mad at me
                      Acting like they ridin', whole time tryna pass me
                      Watchin' me go through it and still tryna drag me
                      Actin' like you winnin', if you think about it, actually
                      Are they supportin' you or really just attackin' me?
                      I don't give a fuck 'bout a blog tryna bash me
                      I'm the shit per the Recording Academy (Ah)

                      [Chorus]
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

                      [Verse 3]
                      Drinkin' out the motherfuckin' bottle on my thot shit
                      Everything I eat go straight to my pockets
                      2021, finna graduate college
                      Goth girl shit, I'm a real hot topic
                      Fuckin' on a nigga, make him sing, on some pop shit
                      I need a real headbanger, on some rock shit
                      Pussy like crack, wanna hit it like dope
                      Got a real hot box, but a bitch don't smoke (Ah)
                      Hot girl, but I'm still the coldest, hey
                      I'm the big homie, but I ain't the oldest, hmm
                      Bitch dry hatin', tryna get noticed
                      Man, ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, look
                      How many bitches lyin' if they say they bars is better?
                      They really puppets, so I really gotta go and Geppetto
                      I'm really talkin', but it really can apply to whoever
                      My pen a freak, it'll go after a bitch or a nigga (Huh)
                      Big bank take lil' bank, bitch, add it up
                      Hoes takin' shots, but they ain't in my caliber
                      Booked, but I squeeze a lil' head in my calendar
                      Lookin' in the mirror like, "Damn, I don't brag enough"
                      LVs, double C's, Birkins, I'm workin'
                      My chain ain't hittin' if a bitch ain't hurtin'
                      Look, I ain't even finna argue with a bitch
                      One thing I know, two things for certain
                      None of these hoes sayin' shit to my face
                      And none of these hoes finna see me at the bank
                      And I'ma keep talkin' all the shit that I want
                      And I dare one of these hoes come tell me I can't
                      We ain't even speakin' if the nigga ain't spendin'
                      He could never say that I was one of his women
                      I don't even let niggas know where I stay
                      I'll be damned if he thinkin' he poppin' up on this pimpin' (Ah)

                      [Chorus]
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, ha-hands on my knees
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit (Thot shit)
                      Hands on my knees, shakin' ass, on my thot shit
                      Hands on my knees, hands on my knees

                      Lolwut? I don't understand shit.

                      CopperC Offline
                      CopperC Offline
                      Copper
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      @klaus said in Is this English?:

                      fashionable rap song by "Mega Thee Stallion".

                      That is Joe Biden's favorite.

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