Fran Lebowitz's One Star Amazon Reviews

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/fran-lebowitzs-one-star-amazon-reviews

Sample: "Crayons (Crayola, Sixty-Four-Count)
You never see something written in crayon and think, Now this I gotta read.

The crayon is the tool of children and idiots.

If the Declaration of Independence were written in crayon, we wouldn’t be a country today.

No one would take it seriously. They’d go, “What is this, a placemat?”