The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks
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The attorney for alleged insurrectionist and “QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley says that his client and other accused Capitol rioters were uniquely vulnerable to being misled by former President Trump’s lies. “A lot of these defendants… they’re all fucking short-bus people,” Albert Watkins told Talking Points Memo. “These are people with brain damage, they’re fucking retarded... But they’re our brothers, our sisters, our neighbors, our coworkers—they’re part of our country. These aren’t bad people, they don’t have prior criminal history. Fuck, they were subjected to four-plus years of goddamn propaganda the likes of which the world has not seen since fucking Hitler.”
Watkins has unsuccessfully tried to have Chansley granted pretrial release on the basis of his unusual dietary needs, and his client having been fed misinformation by Trump. Some experts told Talking Points Memo that the emphasis on Trump’s role in inciting the riot may be a smart tactic for getting lighter sentences.
And this guy graduated from law school and passed the bar.
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Where's the link to the "I work with retards" scene from Something About Mary?
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@george-k said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
“A lot of these defendants… they’re all fucking short-bus people,” Albert Watkins told Talking Points Memo.
HAHAHAHA
Had to check if it was the onion.
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Education is extremely important.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@george-k said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
@horace said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
differently abled people
That's the "woke-est" post I think we've had in a month.
Thanks, @Horace for keeping us on point.
I think it's inspirational that these mentally challenged people engineered the greatest attack on our democracy since the Civil War. And also learned how to work their iPhones for the selfies. It's time that we all re-think what retarded people are capable of.
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@horace said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
I think it's inspirational that these mentally challenged people engineered the greatest attack on our democracy since the Civil War.
They followed the suggestions given to them by a self-proclaimed stable genius.
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@axtremus said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
@horace said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
I think it's inspirational that these mentally challenged people engineered the greatest attack on our democracy since the Civil War.
They followed the suggestions given to them by a self-proclaimed stable genius.
You just can't help yourself, can you.
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@horace said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
I think it's inspirational that these mentally challenged people engineered the greatest attack on our democracy since the Civil War. And also learned how to work their iPhones for the selfies. It's time that we all re-think what retarded people are capable of.
Breaking into the Capitol while an election is in progress is not something I've ever seen tourists do down there. In fact I've never even hear—wait no, I guess that's not true anymore!
Please love yourself.
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@aqua-letifer said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
@horace said in The QAnon Shaman's lawyer speaks:
I think it's inspirational that these mentally challenged people engineered the greatest attack on our democracy since the Civil War. And also learned how to work their iPhones for the selfies. It's time that we all re-think what retarded people are capable of.
Breaking into the Capitol while an election is in progress is not something I've ever seen tourists do down there. In fact I've never even hear—wait no, I guess that's not true anymore!
Worry not. They are charging people with trespassing weeks after the fact and using SWAT team tactics to serve the warrants.
Himmler smiled...
