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Pick Two

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by George K
    #1

    Seen of FB...

    You can only pick two free things for life:

    1. Free Massages
    2. Free House Cleaning
    3. Free Gas
    4. Free Makeup
    5. Free Alcohol
    6. Free Weed
    7. Free Pizza from Anywhere.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • kluursK Offline
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      kluurs
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      I'd take the first two.

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      • kluursK kluurs

        I'd take the first two.

        HoraceH Offline
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        Horace
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        @kluurs said in Pick Two:

        I'd take the first two.

        same

        Education is extremely important.

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        • brendaB Offline
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          brenda
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          #2 #5

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          • brendaB brenda

            #2 #5

            George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            @brenda said in Pick Two:

            #2 #5

            Yup.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • brendaB Offline
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              brenda
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

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              • brendaB brenda

                The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                @brenda said in Pick Two:

                The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                Especially for someone like me who

                a) Drinks Scotch
                b) Drives less than 5K miles per year.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

                  @brenda said in Pick Two:

                  The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                  Especially for someone like me who

                  a) Drinks Scotch
                  b) Drives less than 5K miles per year.

                  brendaB Offline
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                  brenda
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  @george-k said in Pick Two:

                  @brenda said in Pick Two:

                  The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                  Especially for someone like me who

                  a) Drinks Scotch
                  b) Drives less than 5K miles per year.

                  I also like fancy cognac and armagnac. $$$$$

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                  • brendaB brenda

                    @george-k said in Pick Two:

                    @brenda said in Pick Two:

                    The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                    Especially for someone like me who

                    a) Drinks Scotch
                    b) Drives less than 5K miles per year.

                    I also like fancy cognac and armagnac. $$$$$

                    brendaB Offline
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                    brenda
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    @brenda said in Pick Two:

                    @george-k said in Pick Two:

                    @brenda said in Pick Two:

                    The wines 🍷 will be far more expensive than gas. 😁

                    Especially for someone like me who

                    a) Drinks Scotch
                    b) Drives less than 5K miles per year.

                    I also like fancy cognac and armagnac. $$$$$

                    If it's free, I might even share it with you. πŸ˜†

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                    • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      6 quite obviously implies 7.

                      Please love yourself.

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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        2 and 3. 1 is easy to obtain, the others are lesser value.

                        You were warned.

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                        • L Offline
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                          Loki
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          I have to go with 2 and 3 as well. But 6 would be tempting.

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                          • MikM Offline
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                            Mik
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                            #13

                            1,2. Maybe 2,5

                            β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            • George KG Offline
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                              George K
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #14

                              If #2 included bed-making and laundry, well, there's no question, is there?

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • CopperC Offline
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                                Copper
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #15

                                5,7 alcohol, pizza

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                                • JollyJ Offline
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                                  Jolly
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #16

                                  2&3.

                                  β€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". β€” Buck Sexton

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                                  • Catseye3C Offline
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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #17

                                    Are you kidding me? #2 and #7, free housecleaning and free pizza for life? The closest thing to heaven there is.

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                                      LuFins Dad
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      With 6 I can get everything else...

                                      The Brad

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