Grizzard
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wrote on 13 May 2021, 12:27 last edited by Jolly
Never did find the Betty Sue Loudermilk story for Brenda, but I did run across a few Lewis Grizzard quotes which some may find amusing...
*The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.*
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.
*I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.*
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
*Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing. *
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wrote on 13 May 2021, 12:49 last edited by
Grizzard is always a hoot.
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wrote on 14 May 2021, 00:09 last edited by
Man died waaay too young. Most of his books are very good.
Guy had to be able to write, to run a section of a major newspaper in his twenties (back when newspapers were newspapers)