Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. A Crappy Job

A Crappy Job

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
13 Posts 6 Posters 88 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

    World War Z @Aqua-Letifer

    Also, pretty much every adaptation of a Stephen King book...

    Aqua LetiferA Offline
    Aqua LetiferA Offline
    Aqua Letifer
    wrote on last edited by
    #4

    @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

    World War Z @Aqua-Letifer

    Also, pretty much every adaptation of a Stephen King book...

    Good pick. Then again, it had to be different; serialized or epistolary novels don't have a chance being produced as-is. Probably for the best. I don't think that narrative structure works well in movies.

    For me it's Gunslinger. Hands down.

    Please love yourself.

    LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
    • JollyJ Offline
      JollyJ Offline
      Jolly
      wrote on last edited by
      #5

      On the one I mentioned, none had the plot of the book in almost any way. Two out of three didn't even have any of the character names.

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

      1 Reply Last reply
      • Doctor PhibesD Offline
        Doctor PhibesD Offline
        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on last edited by Doctor Phibes
        #6

        I, Robot was a horrible adaptation. It was originally an original screenplay with no connection to the Azimov book, but then they changed a character name to Doctor Susan Calvin and introduced the 3 Laws of Robotics.

        Also, The Golden Compass was just horrible.

        I was only joking

        1 Reply Last reply
        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

          World War Z @Aqua-Letifer

          Also, pretty much every adaptation of a Stephen King book...

          Good pick. Then again, it had to be different; serialized or epistolary novels don't have a chance being produced as-is. Probably for the best. I don't think that narrative structure works well in movies.

          For me it's Gunslinger. Hands down.

          LuFins DadL Offline
          LuFins DadL Offline
          LuFins Dad
          wrote on last edited by
          #7

          @aqua-letifer said in A Crappy Job:

          @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

          World War Z @Aqua-Letifer

          Also, pretty much every adaptation of a Stephen King book...

          Good pick. Then again, it had to be different; serialized or epistolary novels don't have a chance being produced as-is. Probably for the best. I don't think that narrative structure works well in movies.

          For me it's Gunslinger. Hands down.

          Dark Tower was a total disappointment.

          As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

          The Brad

          Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
          • Catseye3C Offline
            Catseye3C Offline
            Catseye3
            wrote on last edited by
            #8

            Many years ago I redd Captain Blood and just loved it. I still think it's the best pirate story ever. DC had a retro movie theater in those days -- don't know if it's still there -- and I saw Casablanca there. I saw the movie exactly as moviegoers saw it back in the day. Boy, was that a thrill.

            They advertised Captain Blood would be showing, and I was all excited to see it. Right at the beginning was a shot of Errol Flynn, who played Blood. Errol Flynn is about as much like Peter Blood as Wile E. Coyote. I left forthwith, not wanting to pollute my beautiful memories of the book.

            So I can't say whether the movie failed the book. But with Flynn on board, it probably did.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

            JollyJ 1 Reply Last reply
            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

              @aqua-letifer said in A Crappy Job:

              @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

              World War Z @Aqua-Letifer

              Also, pretty much every adaptation of a Stephen King book...

              Good pick. Then again, it had to be different; serialized or epistolary novels don't have a chance being produced as-is. Probably for the best. I don't think that narrative structure works well in movies.

              For me it's Gunslinger. Hands down.

              Dark Tower was a total disappointment.

              As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

              Aqua LetiferA Offline
              Aqua LetiferA Offline
              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on last edited by
              #9

              @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

              As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

              You need a character to complete a full story arc, which is hard with serials. I think it's the main reason why there has never been a very true-to-form adaptation of Dracula.

              Prime series? Absolutely. That'd be fun as hell.

              Please love yourself.

              JollyJ 1 Reply Last reply
              • Catseye3C Catseye3

                Many years ago I redd Captain Blood and just loved it. I still think it's the best pirate story ever. DC had a retro movie theater in those days -- don't know if it's still there -- and I saw Casablanca there. I saw the movie exactly as moviegoers saw it back in the day. Boy, was that a thrill.

                They advertised Captain Blood would be showing, and I was all excited to see it. Right at the beginning was a shot of Errol Flynn, who played Blood. Errol Flynn is about as much like Peter Blood as Wile E. Coyote. I left forthwith, not wanting to pollute my beautiful memories of the book.

                So I can't say whether the movie failed the book. But with Flynn on board, it probably did.

                JollyJ Offline
                JollyJ Offline
                Jolly
                wrote on last edited by
                #10

                @catseye3 said in A Crappy Job:

                Many years ago I redd Captain Blood and just loved it. I still think it's the best pirate story ever. DC had a retro movie theater in those days -- don't know if it's still there -- and I saw Casablanca there. I saw the movie exactly as moviegoers saw it back in the day. Boy, was that a thrill.

                They advertised Captain Blood would be showing, and I was all excited to see it. Right at the beginning was a shot of Errol Flynn, who played Blood. Errol Flynn is about as much like Peter Blood as Wile E. Coyote. I left forthwith, not wanting to pollute my beautiful memories of the book.

                So I can't say whether the movie failed the book. But with Flynn on board, it probably did.

                Don't know how well the movie follows the book, but it made Flynn's career. One of the few movies on Rotten Tomatoes to receive a 100%. 7.7 score at IMDB.

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                1 Reply Last reply
                • Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3C Offline
                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #11

                  As for Stephen King adaptations, I think one reason they don't work is because so much of his books contain so much interior monologue -- about the character's fear of the monster and so on. You can't really portray that in film. All you can do is show the monster and maybe the character's horrified face or something.

                  Also, King makes the point in one of his books that the monster you don't see is much scarier than the one you do see. Once you see the monster is ten feet tall, your first reaction is, whew, it could have been 100 feet tall! And there goes the suspense.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                    @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

                    As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

                    You need a character to complete a full story arc, which is hard with serials. I think it's the main reason why there has never been a very true-to-form adaptation of Dracula.

                    Prime series? Absolutely. That'd be fun as hell.

                    JollyJ Offline
                    JollyJ Offline
                    Jolly
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #12

                    @aqua-letifer said in A Crappy Job:

                    @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

                    As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

                    You need a character to complete a full story arc, which is hard with serials. I think it's the main reason why there has never been a very true-to-form adaptation of Dracula.

                    Prime series? Absolutely. That'd be fun as hell.

                    AFAIK. The White Company has never been made into a movie or a mini-series. Or, it's prequel, which gives one a pretty big story arc, and a case where a major character fades into a lesser role.

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                    Aqua LetiferA 1 Reply Last reply
                    • JollyJ Jolly

                      @aqua-letifer said in A Crappy Job:

                      @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

                      As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

                      You need a character to complete a full story arc, which is hard with serials. I think it's the main reason why there has never been a very true-to-form adaptation of Dracula.

                      Prime series? Absolutely. That'd be fun as hell.

                      AFAIK. The White Company has never been made into a movie or a mini-series. Or, it's prequel, which gives one a pretty big story arc, and a case where a major character fades into a lesser role.

                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #13

                      @jolly said in A Crappy Job:

                      @aqua-letifer said in A Crappy Job:

                      @lufins-dad said in A Crappy Job:

                      As for Z, I think a movie with a series of vignettes would totally work. See the biographer walk into the room and just start the interview and fade into the scene... Of course, Z may not work due to the length. Maybe a Prime series?

                      You need a character to complete a full story arc, which is hard with serials. I think it's the main reason why there has never been a very true-to-form adaptation of Dracula.

                      Prime series? Absolutely. That'd be fun as hell.

                      AFAIK. The White Company has never been made into a movie or a mini-series. Or, it's prequel, which gives one a pretty big story arc, and a case where a major character fades into a lesser role.

                      I think you're right. Not that it's impossible, but for movies it's a lot more important to give viewers a central character to latch on to. For streaming TV, you can have several, but that's hard for stand-alone video.

                      Please love yourself.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      Reply
                      • Reply as topic
                      Log in to reply
                      • Oldest to Newest
                      • Newest to Oldest
                      • Most Votes


                      • Login

                      • Don't have an account? Register

                      • Login or register to search.
                      • First post
                        Last post
                      0
                      • Categories
                      • Recent
                      • Tags
                      • Popular
                      • Users
                      • Groups