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Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?

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    Loki
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    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/12/03/opinion/covid-19-vaccine-timeline.html

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      Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States.

      When it comes to Minnesooooooota, we think you’re behind 434,200 others who are at higher risk in your state.

      And in xxxxxxx County, you’re behind 1,400 others.

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        Loki
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        21 year olds are way ahead of me, like half the wait. That’s weird.

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          Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 118.5 million people across the United States.

          When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 3.0 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

          And in Isle of Wight County, you’re behind 14,600 others.

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          • brendaB brenda

            Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 23.0 million people across the United States.

            When it comes to Minnesooooooota, we think you’re behind 434,200 others who are at higher risk in your state.

            And in xxxxxxx County, you’re behind 1,400 others.

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            Loki
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            @brenda

            Let’s see 50 million doses initially available, 25 million people... you are in the first group!

            Take lots of pictures so we can see if develop extra appendages. We will also be able to detect changes in your text and watch you slide into autism.

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              My daughter the Emergency Department nurse:

              Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States.

              When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind very few others who are at higher risk in your state.

              And in Isle of Wight County, you’re behind very few others.

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                Doctor Phibes
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                Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

                Bastards.

                I was only joking

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                  Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

                  When it comes to Wisconsin, we think you’re behind 4.7 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

                  And in Rock County, you’re behind 134,500 others.

                  If the line in Wisconsin was represented by about 100 people, you would be standing 81st in line.

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                    I’m in line with Brenda at 23 million.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • MikM Mik

                      I’m in line with Brenda at 23 million.

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                      @Mik said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                      I’m in line with Brenda at 23 million.

                      Same here.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        I saw it when it came out and was disappointed.

                        They didn't really do a good job because they didn't sub-prioritize the 100MM+ blob of 'at risk'. It's true the CDC hasn't opined on that, but th NSF did and they list that as one of their sources.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          I should think you'd be pretty high on the list. I'm about where I figured I would be, maybe a little higher.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            Hopefully there will be at least 2 and like 3 vaccines approved and it won’t be an issue especially because other countries will have their own vaccines and more of Pfizer and Moderna will come our way.

                            I suspect we will beat the June target for availability for all.

                            Like the Maldau it starts with a trickle.

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                              LuFins Dad
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                              Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

                              When it comes to Virginia, we think you’re behind 6.8 million others who are at higher risk in your state.

                              And in Loudoun County, you’re behind 274,600 others.

                              The Brad

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                                Rainman
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                                Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind very few people across the United States.

                                When it comes to Oregon, we think you’re behind very few others who are at higher risk in your state.

                                I noticed there was no question on whether I was a chronic liar. Sux to be the rest of you, but my place in line can be bought.

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                                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                  Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

                                  Bastards.

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                                  @Doctor-Phibes said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                                  Based on your risk profile, we believe you’re in line behind 268.7 million people across the United States.

                                  Bastards.

                                  That’s my spot too, plus I’m not sure when somebody who has had it is supposed to get vaccinated anyway.

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                                    And my daughter the nurse says she will probably delay taking the vaccine for a while even though she will be very close to the front of the line.

                                    She says the people who get it will have to schedule a few days off of work to deal with the side-effects of the vaccine. They expect to get sick. Hopefully mild symptoms, but still there is no guarantee.

                                    They will have to spread out the sick leave so they all aren't out at once. This wouldn't be a good time for all the nurses to leave.

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                                      If the line in Louisiana was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

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                                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        If the line in Louisiana was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

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                                        @Jolly said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                                        If the line in Louisiana was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

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                                        I'd be 18...

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

                                          @Jolly said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                                          If the line in Louisiana was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

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                                          I'd be 18...

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                                          @George-K said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                                          @Jolly said in Want to find your spot in line for the vaccine?:

                                          If the line in Louisiana was represented by about 100 people, this is where you’d be standing:

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                                          I'd be 18...

                                          Go back to work and you'd be at the head of the line.😄

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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