The mystery bottle

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in The mystery bottle:

Well save it for after quarantine I’ll help you drink it.

Come on over, anytime. We'll live-stream the emptying of the bottle to the whole forum.

[jon-nyc]

Anything else arrive?

[LuFins Dad]

@Klaus said in The mystery bottle:

I just talked to the company that sent me the whiskey on the phone.

All they could say is that the guy who paid it is a really really dismal piano player.

So you DID buy it after all?

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in The mystery bottle:

Anything else arrive?

Yep.

Bastards

I'l try to post a photo later on.

[Mik]

Yeah, but we’re YOUR bastards!

[mark]

We demand a concert!

[George K]

[Klaus]

I noticed that you sent me what must have been the cheapest plastic kazoo on the market

[jon-nyc]

We talked about that and decided we wanted to see if you’d stick with it before we invested in a fine instrument.

[Klaus]

But as you know a too cheap instrument may hinder progress and morale of the pupil.

Also, I immediately noticed that that kazoo was not seasoned for destination. Was it a grey market kazoo from Japan by chance?

[Klaus]

I also looked into "Piano for Dummies".

I must say that it is a surprisingly decent book. No "learning to play without reading notes" bullshit. The music theory section looks pretty well done, actually. If it weren't for the language barrier, I'd give this to my kids.

[Mik]

@Klaus said in The mystery bottle:

I noticed that you sent me what must have been the cheapest plastic kazoo on the market

It's seasoned for application applicant.