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Pat Robertson says Trump will win

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  • bachophileB Offline
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    bachophile
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    And then a few years later an asteroid will hit the earth.

    God told him.

    https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/521993-televangelist-pat-robertson-says-god-told-him-trump-will-win-an

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      I am sorry, but I have trouble without laughing when hearing that.

      (Not that President Trump will win. That is definitely a possibility. The other stuff.).

      Maybe he is a "Calvinist". Weren't they the religion that figured everything would happen and you could not change it?

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        The question is, if trump does not win, do we get a pass on the asteroid?

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          According to this genius the world already ended in 1982, and then again in 2007.

          At some point, people need to question whether they should be sending him money. He's worth somewhere between $200 million and 1 billion.

          He's going to need a bloody big needle, and/or a bloody tiny little camel.

          I was only joking

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          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

            According to this genius the world already ended in 1982, and then again in 2007.

            At some point, people need to question whether they should be sending him money. He's worth somewhere between $200 million and 1 billion.

            He's going to need a bloody big needle, and/or a bloody tiny little camel.

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            @Doctor-Phibes Personal worth? That's insane, how does he justify that - like, on a theological level?

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            • bachophileB bachophile

              The question is, if trump does not win, do we get a pass on the asteroid?

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              @bachophile said in Pat Robertson says Trump will win:

              The question is, if trump does not win, do we get a pass on the asteroid?

              🤣 🤣 🤣

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                The next question is, what if Trump wins?

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                • JollyJ Jolly

                  The next question is, what if Trump wins?

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                  @Jolly said in Pat Robertson says Trump will win:

                  The next question is, what if Trump wins?

                  I would humbly suggest that the chances of an asteroid strike are unchanged whether he wins or not, Pat Robertson's superstitious proclamations notwithstanding. Since he's already predicted the end of the world twice....well, to be wrong about one world-ending event is unfortunate, to be wrong about two seems a little careless.

                  I was only joking

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                    @Doctor-Phibes Personal worth? That's insane, how does he justify that - like, on a theological level?

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                    @xenon said in Pat Robertson says Trump will win:

                    @Doctor-Phibes Personal worth? That's insane, how does he justify that - like, on a theological level?

                    He has two bank accounts. One is for his job as a spiritual leader speaking on behalf of God, one is for his job as a Presidential Candidate speaking on behalf of Caesar.

                    I was only joking

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                    • bachophileB bachophile

                      The question is, if trump does not win, do we get a pass on the asteroid?

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                      @bachophile said in Pat Robertson says Trump will win:

                      The question is, if trump does not win, do we get a pass on the asteroid?

                      Trump is the asteroid.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        So we have come to this.

                        It seems Pat Robertson is in the pocket of @Sweet-Meteor .

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                          Maybe SMOD is actually god.

                          Or god is really SMOD.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            I laughed too TG, it was hilarious. He did what he had to do to get his name back on the grid though. That is the name of the game, and everyone is learning.

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