Real-time Florida man story

[jon-nyc]

A text from a friend who works 911 in Florida :

Lest you think all those Florida Man stories are made up, we have this going on right now: moron sees car swerving into his lane. Moron, apparently thinking that a speeding bullet can stop a moving car, opens fire.

1. he got hit anyway but
2. not before putting four bullet holes in his windshield and
3. thankfully that's all he hit and
4. he's still in his car, redolent of weed and holding his gun when
5. cops pulled up and
6. took him to jail for bringing a gun to a car fight.