A fable for Jon

[Mik]

A self-made millionaire, who waited until he’d built his empire before looking for a wife, was once asked if it was difficult to find "the one." He admitted that the problem wasn't a lack of options—it was the overwhelming amount of them. He was a high-value bachelor, and every woman in the city seemed to be vying for his attention.

Eventually, he shortlisted three women he had been seeing seriously. Each was impressive in her own way, and he struggled to decide which one was truly marriage material.

To settle the score, he decided on a "stress test" for their financial priorities. He gave each woman $50,000 and told them to do whatever they wanted with it.

The first woman immediately went on a luxury spree. She hit the boutiques on Rodeo Drive, buying designer gowns, high-end jewelry, and top-tier skincare. Her logic? "A power couple needs to look the part. I want to be the most stunning woman in the room so the whole world envies the man by my side."

The second woman spent the entire $50k on him. She bought him a vintage Rolex, custom-tailored suits, and high-tech gadgets for his office. Her reasoning was simple: "For a devoted partner, there is no greater investment than the happiness of the person she loves."

The third woman took the $50k and invested it into a startup. Within a few months, she had turned a solid profit. She walked back into his office and handed him the original $50,000 check, keeping the dividends for herself. She wanted to prove she was a "boss babe"—financially literate, ambitious, and totally independent.

The millionaire spent weeks analyzing their choices, weighing their values, and looking at their long-term potential. Finally, he made his decision.

He married the third girl.

Why? Because she had the biggest boobs.

Hey, don't blame the messenger. People always say women are unpredictable, but sometimes a man’s logic is just as "refined."