The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Axtremus]

@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

That portrait reminds me of Dr. Zoidberg.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1242266030725524

[jon-nyc]

That is definitely not the best part.

[Mik]

You have confirmed my faith in you. lol.

[Mik]

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[jon-nyc]

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[jon-nyc]

Lol

[Mik]

[Renauda]

@Horace said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Read this carefully and discover that it's a story of a motorcycle cop getting injured in a funeral procession for a deceased motorcycle officer, who was killed in a funeral procession. God has a dark sense of humor.

Some might attribute it to Theodicy. I would not but others might. I call it bad luck. Nothing more.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

It'd be a fat, ugly unfuckable <other gender here> too. Accept your fate and get a haircut and a gym membership.

[jon-nyc]

[Mik]

I’m laughing. I’ll probably go to hell for it but I am.

[jon-nyc]

At school my favorite lesson was PE, probably because I had the biggest cock. I used to stroll around the changing room naked, flicking the kids with my towel whilst pointing and laughing at their little knobs.

Looking back I think that’s probably why I had to leave teaching.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]