Looks like my kid is getting married earlier than I expected…

[LuFins Dad]

No, not that one… Finley came out of his gym class last week holding a little girl’s hand and announcing to all the parents that they were getting married… She immediately agreed and said they were going to have 7 children.

Naturally, everyone thought it was cute…

Today, I asked him his class was today and if he saw his girlfriend, he got very upset and said “She’s going to be my wife, don’t call her a girlfriend!”…

[jon-nyc]

Dude have the talk and buy him some condoms.

[Horace]

Congratulations to the young man!

[Renauda]

I’m trying to talk mine into marrying the Army the past four or more years. Tremendous Corporal material in that boy 18 year old.

[Axtremus]

Congratulations to the new couple!

[Renauda]

@LuFins-Dad

Indeed congratulations is in order. Given their tender ages, are we to expect that betrothal should be announced in next week’s banns?

[Mik]

@jon-nyc said in Looks like my kid is getting married earlier than I expected…:

Dude have the talk and buy him some condoms vasectomy.

[LuFins Dad]

@jon-nyc said in Looks like my kid is getting married earlier than I expected…:

Dude have the talk and buy him some condoms.

Are you kidding? With what’s happened to my 401K this week, I need 4 grandkids working at that t-shirt factory they are opening in Woodbridge next year ASAP to cover my Social Security…