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Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    @LuFins-Dad said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

    The really stupid part of this? Elon owns about what? 12%? 65%-70% is owned by various investment funds. Vanguard, Blackrock, etc… These people are fucking over teachers, union workers, and general maintenance street far more than they are hurting Elon….

    That’s just wrong. Tesla is the vast majority of his wealth. It’s a small bit of any investment fund.

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    @jon-nyc said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

    @LuFins-Dad said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

    The really stupid part of this? Elon owns about what? 12%? 65%-70% is owned by various investment funds. Vanguard, Blackrock, etc… These people are fucking over teachers, union workers, and general maintenance street far more than they are hurting Elon….

    That’s just wrong. Tesla is the vast majority of his wealth. It’s a small bit of any investment fund.

    His holdings in SpaceX are worth ~ $150B, and he has another ~ $50B from X and his other holdings. Wipe out Tesla entirely and he’s still worth over $200B and likely still wealthier than Bezos and Zuck. Pray tell, what difference does this drop make in his day to day living? The little $ that I tossed on Tesla a little while back probably had a bigger effect on my day to day life and a .3% drop in a fund’s performance will likely have a bigger impact on a Median earner’s retirement lifestyle than Musk’s lifestyle after losing $150B in Tesla…

    Beyond that, you have 126K Tesla employees that will feel this a helluva lot more than Musk will.

    The Brad

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Tesla up $27 so far today, about 11%

        A good day

        If I am calculating this correctly, that is worth about $19B to Mr. Musk's stock value

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        • HoraceH Horace

          Insiders sell their own company's stock all the time. I know the article says that the volume was relatively high, but I'm not sure how true that is.

          By the way, put your entire portfolio into TSLA this Friday. You'll thank me on Monday.

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          @Horace said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

          By the way, put your entire portfolio into TSLA this Friday. You'll thank me on Monday.

          Nailed it.

          Follow me for more investment advice. Yearly subscription is BEST VALUE, at 10% off monthly price.

          Education is extremely important.

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              Glad you support vandalism...

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  jon-nyc
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                  lol.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    #52

                    Video on bottom right is funny when the cop finally tells him he’s on video.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                      @jon-nyc rofl!

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                          @jon-nyc said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

                          IMG_4520.jpeg

                          First quarter was before the economic world war declared by Trump. It doesn't look to get better from there.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            #56

                            Earnings today.

                            • Missed top line and bottom line numbers. Profit down 71%
                            • 3 and Y deliveries down 12%, cyber truck down 24%
                            • backed off a previous statement that sales would grow in 25
                            • almost $600MM in revenues came from selling regulatory credits. Without selling these pieces of government paper, it would have posted a loss.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Stock is up in after-hours trading.

                              Education is extremely important.

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                                Bad news was priced in. It was down just a bit after the announcement.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Apparently Musk said he’ll spend more time with Tesla than Doge next month. That probably explains the boost.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    Earnings today.

                                    • Missed top line and bottom line numbers. Profit down 71%
                                    • 3 and Y deliveries down 12%, cyber truck down 24%
                                    • backed off a previous statement that sales would grow in 25
                                    • almost $600MM in revenues came from selling regulatory credits. Without selling these pieces of government paper, it would have posted a loss.
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                                    @jon-nyc said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

                                    cyber truck down 24%

                                    https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/hybrid-electric/a64516018/cybertruck-sales-bad/

                                    1 Million People Reserved a Tesla Cybertruck. In the End, Only 5% Actually Meant It.

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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      Apparently Musk said he’ll spend more time with Tesla than Doge next month. That probably explains the boost.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in Tesla to Bud Light: hold my beer!:

                                      Apparently Musk said he’ll spend more time with Tesla than Doge next month. That probably explains the boost.

                                      It was flat after the numbers were released. Then it went up during the conference call, which is not uncommon. I guess that’s what it was.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        His time with DOGE is limited, anyway. May 20th is the limit, no?

                                        The Brad

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                                          Saw this in the wild this morning.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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