Shark vs. Canadian. And the Winner is............

[taiwan_girl]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025/02/14/shark-bites-off-tourist-hands-turks-and-caicos-beach/

Shark bites off tourist’s hands as she tries to take selfie on Caribbean beach
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According to the local authorities she “attempted to engage” with the shark when the 6ft-long predatory fish struck off Thompson Cove Beach in the Turks and Caicos Islands.

It is understood she had one of her arms amputated below the wrist and the other half way up her forearm. She has since returned to Canada for further treatment.

The species was not confirmed, but local reports suggested it was a bull shark.

[Renauda]

Stupid is what stupid does.

That poor shark will never get the taste of stupid out of its mouth. Sad.

[jon-nyc]

Well? Did she get the selfie?

[Renauda]

Not sure but I highly doubt it.

[taiwan_girl]

She was not able to get a selfie, but they found the below photo on her camera.