Today's Medical Mysterie

[Mik]

I was going to guess a parasite.

[taiwan_girl]

That's disgusting!!!

[jon-nyc]

Yet somehow satisfying to watch it get removed so cleanly.

[Klaus]

I jerked off to it, to be honest.

[Mik]

@Klaus ew.

[Klaus]

Not my proudest fap.

[taiwan_girl]

@Klaus That should be in the Dark or Inappropriate Thread!!!!

[George K]

Moar cysts.

[jon-nyc]

Did you mean to post that woman’s abdominal xray?

[George K]

IT was a tweet ...

[taiwan_girl]

@George-K Ewwwww!

[George K]

I was working with a neurosurgeon who was extracting some of these cysts from the posterior fossa of a patient's brain.

As he pulled one out, he purposefully let it fall to the floor and yelled "This one's MOVING." The circulating nurse just about fainted.

Of course, it wasn't moving, he just wanted to freak Maryanne out. He succeeded.

Good times.