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[jon-nyc]

Lol. That reminds me I’ve had a smoke detector sitting on the bed in my guest bedroom with the battery next to it for over a week now. Damn thing had the audacity to start chirping. Always in the middle of the night.

[George K]

Maximus Diabeticus Triglicéridus Hipertensus
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JEWISH DIVORCE - GOOD OLD MUM

A Jewish daughter says to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Nathan."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Her mother says …..
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman !
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion !
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari !
You get $2,000 a week allowance !
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away
Over 45 cents ?"