Did you ever lose your wife while shopping?

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

As much as I tried I was never able to. She’d inevitably find me at the bar.

[Horace]

Women are not "property" that should be "tagged" like "luggage".

I think it's important to keep that in mind, the day before the most important presidential election of our lives, where women's lives are literally on the ballot.

I'm not sure if this thread was a "joke", but I hope not.

[Mik]

She has more trouble with losing me as I tend to wander off due to extreme boredom.

[Tom-K]

if I ever pinned that on my wife she would take me over to the homegoods section of the store, find the kitchen knives and then take the biggest one and stab me about 100 times.

[Mik]

Guide her to the nonstick pans. They're lighter and hurt less.

Do not ask me how I know this.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Did you ever lose your wife while shopping?:

She has more trouble with losing me as I tend to wander off due to extreme boredom.

I make sure every pair of pants I buy come with pockets large enough to accommodate a Kindle.

Just sayin'.