Be Careful of What is In Your Kitchen
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wrote on 20 Sept 2024, 14:03 last edited by
A 64-year-old woman was preparing to do her evening dishes at her home outside Bangkok when she felt a sharp pain in her thigh and looked down to see a huge python taking hold of her.
The four-to-five-meter-long (13-to-16-foot-long) python coiled itself around her torso, squeezing her down to the floor of her kitchen.
“I grabbed it by the head, but it wouldn’t release me,” she said. “It only tightened.”
Pythons are non-venomous constrictors, which kill their prey by gradually squeezing the breath out of it.
Propped up against her kitchen door, she cried for help but it wasn’t until a neighbor happened to be walking by about an hour and a half later and heard her screams that authorities were called.
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wrote on 20 Sept 2024, 15:03 last edited by
Cheeky bastards, those pythons.
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wrote on 20 Sept 2024, 15:06 last edited by
Did the neighbour or somebody else really pause to take a photo?
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A 64-year-old woman was preparing to do her evening dishes at her home outside Bangkok when she felt a sharp pain in her thigh and looked down to see a huge python taking hold of her.
The four-to-five-meter-long (13-to-16-foot-long) python coiled itself around her torso, squeezing her down to the floor of her kitchen.
“I grabbed it by the head, but it wouldn’t release me,” she said. “It only tightened.”
Pythons are non-venomous constrictors, which kill their prey by gradually squeezing the breath out of it.
Propped up against her kitchen door, she cried for help but it wasn’t until a neighbor happened to be walking by about an hour and a half later and heard her screams that authorities were called.
wrote on 20 Sept 2024, 15:12 last edited by Renaudawasn’t until a neighbor happened to be walking by about an hour and a half later and heard her screams that authorities were called.
I can’t imagine what that 90 minutes was like for her. She is a very lucky lady to be alive.
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Did the neighbour or somebody else really pause to take a photo?
wrote on 21 Sept 2024, 00:47 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes In the Thai press, there was a video the police took when they were in the house. I think that picture was from the police when they first arrived.
@Renauda There was an interview with the police right after she was released. She mentioned that she thought the snake first bit her at about 8 pm, and she asked what time it was. It was about 10 pm and she seemed surprised it was two hours later.
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wrote on 21 Sept 2024, 03:29 last edited by
The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be dangerous
Sometimes the milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananas are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight -
@Doctor-Phibes In the Thai press, there was a video the police took when they were in the house. I think that picture was from the police when they first arrived.
@Renauda There was an interview with the police right after she was released. She mentioned that she thought the snake first bit her at about 8 pm, and she asked what time it was. It was about 10 pm and she seemed surprised it was two hours later.
wrote on 22 Sept 2024, 15:42 last edited by@taiwan_girl said in Be Careful of What is In Your Kitchen:
Link to video@Renauda There was an interview with the police right after she was released. She mentioned that she thought the snake first bit her at about 8 pm, and she asked what time it was. It was about 10 pm and she seemed surprised it was two hours later.
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@taiwan_girl said in Be Careful of What is In Your Kitchen:
Link to video@Renauda There was an interview with the police right after she was released. She mentioned that she thought the snake first bit her at about 8 pm, and she asked what time it was. It was about 10 pm and she seemed surprised it was two hours later.
wrote on 22 Sept 2024, 15:53 last edited bySorry, but not something I would do willingly. :eek
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wrote on 22 Sept 2024, 16:23 last edited by Renauda
Nor would I.
Those two guys are nuts. They did they same with a giant Asian centipede and
Horrid King Assassin bug (both are online if you wish to see) and ended up sicker than dogs.An insane TV series that appeals to teenage males.
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The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be dangerous
Sometimes the milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananas are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonightwrote on 22 Sept 2024, 16:56 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Be Careful of What is In Your Kitchen:
The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be dangerous
Sometimes the milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen
And the roaches are crawlin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananas are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonightLove it
