How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth

[jon-nyc]

@taiwan_girl said in How to Kill A Holly Mammoth:

@Jolly 555

Drat. I cannot edit the title.

Sure you can. Just edit the first post and it gives you the option to edit the title too.

[LuFins Dad]

@taiwan_girl said in How to Kill A Holly Mammoth:

@Jolly 555

Drat. I cannot edit the title. Of course, I think that you guys know it was a wolly mammoth.

First a Holly Mammoth and now a Wolly Mammoth. I’m thinking the Wooly Mammoth went extinct from too much competition…

[Doctor Phibes]

I love the idea of a holly mammoth. Riding one would be the ultimate test of manhood for the Pleistocene warrior.

[Axtremus]

Just have me a great gastronomic idea:
a guacamole mammoth!

[Klaus]

@taiwan_girl said in How to Kill A Holly Mammoth:

@Jolly 555

Drat. I cannot edit the title. Of course, I think that you guys know it was a wolly mammoth.

Edited it for you. You should be able to do that yourself, too.

[LuFins Dad]

@Klaus said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

@taiwan_girl said in How to Kill A Holly Mammoth:

@Jolly 555

Drat. I cannot edit the title. Of course, I think that you guys know it was a wolly mammoth.

Edited it for you. You should be able to do that yourself, too.

Uhm, it’s still incorrect.

And may I add unnecessary? The Holly Mammoth thread has taken on a life of it’s own and must be allowed to thrive and survive in this world!

[Jolly]

@Klaus said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

@taiwan_girl said in How to Kill A Holly Mammoth:

@Jolly 555

Drat. I cannot edit the title. Of course, I think that you guys know it was a wolly mammoth.

Edited it for you. You should be able to do that yourself, too.

Big help you were. Wolly?

[Klaus]

@Jolly I speak das Englisch not sehr good.

[Doctor Phibes]

That's got to be the first time ever that a German made a word shorter.

[Mik]

Bring back the Holly Mammoth!

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

Bring back the Holly Mammoth!

Why stop there? We could continue and have a Holy Mammoth.

[Jolly]

This is not a penis thread.

[George K]

@Jolly said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

This is not a penis thread.

Yet…

[Mik]

@Doctor-Phibes said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

@Mik said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

Bring back the Holly Mammoth!

Why stop there? We could continue and have a Holy Mammoth.

I can roll with it.

[Doctor Phibes]

And then only a couple more steps to Holy Mammon....

[Mik]

Or we could go Catholic with Holy Mammaw. (Appalachian Catholic, y'know. Vance and all that)

[Jolly]

Return of the mammoth!

https://www.livescience.com/animals/extinct-species/closer-than-people-think-woolly-mammoth-de-extinction-is-nearing-reality-and-we-have-no-idea-what-happens-next

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly said in How to Kill A Wolly Mammoth:

Return of the mammoth!

https://www.livescience.com/animals/extinct-species/closer-than-people-think-woolly-mammoth-de-extinction-is-nearing-reality-and-we-have-no-idea-what-happens-next

That will be a wholly holly event!

[Doctor Phibes]

I can see the argument for bringing back the dodo, who's demise was almost entirely man-made. The holy mammoth, I'm not so sure.

[Jolly]

Such cynicism.

Tusk, tusk.