"Horses might kick or bite"

[jon-nyc]

In the first one he barely nudged her. She must have had her feet a bit crossed and lost her balance.

[Axtremus]

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Condoms (Abortion on demand FTW!)

Condoms much cheaper, much fewer and less severe side effects.

[Axtremus]

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

[Axtremus]

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Wedding rings?

Blame DeBeers, Hollywood, and the American cultural export industry in general. As a cultural custom it used to be restricted to some western societies, then the popularity of American entertainment programming managed to sold it as a symbol of love/commitment over many other parts of the world. It too shall pass.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Wedding rings?

Blame DeBeers, Hollywood, and the American cultural export industry in general. As a cultural custom it used to be restricted to some western societies, then the popularity of American entertainment programming managed to sold it as a symbol of love/commitment over many other parts of the world. It too shall pass.

So, just to clarify, you have a problem with wedding rings, not porn.

[Axtremus]

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

Helmets have practical uses. The silliness in “silly helmets” less so.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

Helmets have practical uses.

What's yours?

[jon-nyc]

I ride 100+ miles a week outside. So yeah, helmet is practical.

[Axtremus]

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Wedding rings?

Blame DeBeers, Hollywood, and the American cultural export industry in general. As a cultural custom it used to be restricted to some western societies, then the popularity of American entertainment programming managed to sold it as a symbol of love/commitment over many other parts of the world. It too shall pass.

So, just to clarify, you have a problem with wedding rings, not porn.

Porn is essentially recording/documentation of natural acts common across humanity (granted there are also dramatization/exaggeration in some cases).
Wedding rings, be it the objects or the symbolism, are entirely fabricated.
Love and commitment may be common, natural occurrences within humanity, but the choice to use wedding rings to symbolize them is arbitrary.

[Axtremus]

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

Helmets have practical uses.

What's yours?

Assuming you are asking about my practical uses for helmets, I rode motorcycles in my younger days. And I have work sites and underground mine where helmets are used to protect the heads from falling objects.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Wedding rings?

Blame DeBeers, Hollywood, and the American cultural export industry in general. As a cultural custom it used to be restricted to some western societies, then the popularity of American entertainment programming managed to sold it as a symbol of love/commitment over many other parts of the world. It too shall pass.

So, just to clarify, you have a problem with wedding rings, not porn.

Porn is essentially recording/documentation of natural acts common across humanity (granted there are also dramatization/exaggeration in some cases).
Wedding rings, be it the objects or the symbolism, are entirely fabricated.
Love and commitment may be common, natural occurrences within humanity, but the choice to use wedding rings to symbolize them is arbitrary.

Did you write this, or did you pinch it from some offspring of ChatGPT and Judith Butler?

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

Helmets have practical uses.

What's yours?

Assuming you are asking about my practical uses for helmets, I rode motorcycles in my younger days. And I have work sites and underground mine where helmets are used to protect the heads from falling objects.

No I was asking about your practical uses personally.

[Axtremus]

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@George-K said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Why still use horses this day and age?

Why wear silly helmets?

Neckties?

Indeed, neckties are on their way out (albeit slowly); it will go to way of the powdered wigs.

The silliness in silly helmets is already recognized as silly, so there’s hope for humanity in this regard.

You think you're more relevant than the helmets?

Helmets have practical uses.

What's yours?

Assuming you are asking about my practical uses for helmets, I rode motorcycles in my younger days. And I have work sites and underground mine where helmets are used to protect the heads from falling objects.

No I was asking about your practical uses personally.

Yeah, I was talking about my personal practical use of helmet.
I wore a helmet when I rode a motorcycle in my younger days.
And I wore a helmet when I visited work sites and an underground mine.

[Axtremus]

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Aqua-Letifer said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

@Jolly said in "Horses might kick or bite":

Wedding rings?

Blame DeBeers, Hollywood, and the American cultural export industry in general. As a cultural custom it used to be restricted to some western societies, then the popularity of American entertainment programming managed to sold it as a symbol of love/commitment over many other parts of the world. It too shall pass.

So, just to clarify, you have a problem with wedding rings, not porn.

Porn is essentially recording/documentation of natural acts common across humanity (granted there are also dramatization/exaggeration in some cases).
Wedding rings, be it the objects or the symbolism, are entirely fabricated.
Love and commitment may be common, natural occurrences within humanity, but the choice to use wedding rings to symbolize them is arbitrary.

Did you write this, or did you pinch it from some offspring of ChatGPT and Judith Butler?

I wrote it. You can try querying ChatGPT or other LLM generative transformers, but I doubt you will obtain anything as relevant, logical, and succinct.

Not familiar with Judith Butler.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in "Horses might kick or bite":

I doubt you will obtain anything as relevant, logical, and succinct.

Your pickup line needs work.