"You put *what* up there?"

[George K]

https://nypost.com/2024/08/01/world-news/live-2-foot-eel-chews-through-mans-intestines-after-he-put-it-up-his-anus/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost

Vietnamese doctors removed a live 2-foot-long eel from a man’s abdomen — that had chewed through his intestines after he shoved it up his anus.

The nauseating discovery was made when a 31-year-old Indian national was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital in Hanoi on July 27 with excruciating abdominal pain, according to Vietnam News.

Doctors learned that the adventurous patient had slipped the phallic fish up his backside earlier in the day — and it tried to escape.

“The eel had bitten through the patient’s rectum and colon to escape into the abdominal cavity,” said Le Nhat Huy, vice director of the Department of Colorectal and Perineal Surgery.

The patient was immediately examined and underwent several imaging tests, including an X-ray that showed the eel’s skeleton lying inside his abdominal cavity.

Doctors attempted to remove the foreign object through the man’s anus — but they discovered a large lime that he had also inserted blocking the way.

Lots of pitchers at the link.

Enjoy!

[Mik]

Nooooooo.....

[LuFins Dad]

Darwin.

[LuFins Dad]

What a shitty day for the eel.

[George K]

I wanna explanation for the lime. I mean, what was the purpose?

I can understand (well understand is the wrong word, IYKWIM) putting a lime up there, but putting it there AFTER the eel? Was it to keep the eel inside?

[LuFins Dad]

With a little cilantro, he might have been trying to make a marinade…

[Mik]

Ceviche.

[Jolly]

Hurting that bad, no wonder he was so eel....

[Mik]

@Jolly

[bachophile]

Obviously the next item would be a bottle of corona but I guess he didn’t have a chance to put it in.

[jon-nyc]

That’s commitment.

[George K]

♫ When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut, that's a moray ♬

[LuFins Dad]

[jon-nyc]

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

[Axtremus]

From the article:

"... people should never insert live animals through the anus to seek intense sensations due to the unforeseeable consequences."

Sound advice.

[jon-nyc]

Now they tell us.

[Mik]

@Axtremus said in "You put *what* up there?":

From the article:

"... people should never insert live animals through the anus to seek intense sensations due to the unforeseeable consequences."

Sound advice.

At least put them in tail first.

[George K]

@Mik said in "You put *what* up there?":

At least put them in tail first

(very) Cheap Scotch everywhere.