Debate tonight

[LuFins Dad]

Okay, so what are our drinking triggers? Biden Crime Family? Convicted Felon? Laptop? Proud of my son? Russia? What about if the microphone gets shut off?

If either of them brings up classified documents, that has to be a double, right?

We also should stay hydrated, so we should have some cues to take a drink of water every time they show Jake Tapper or interrupt each other.

[Jolly]

It aint live...

[LuFins Dad]

And they aren’t allowing non-CNN reporters in the room.

This is a very bad look for them. You know the accusations are coming.

[Mik]

Some people never learn.

[Jolly]

@LuFins-Dad said in Debate tonight:

And they aren’t allowing non-CNN reporters in the room.

This is a very bad look for them. You know the accusations are coming.

They said in case of medical emergency...

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

Honestly I don’t think I have the stomach for it.

No doubt the outtakes will be available on twitter within minutes.

[George K]

What's the over/under on how long Biden can stay standing?

[jon-nyc]

For the duration.

[Jolly]

Folks, that man will be jacked up to the max with a steel rod shoved up his ass.

[George K]

[George K]

Joe is speaking REAL fast...

And in the 1st 15 seconds he repeated the "bleach" lie. The insulin cap was under Trump, and he took credit for it.

And, of course, Trump rambles....

[LuFins Dad]

Biden looks and sounds horrible.

[Mik]

He’s tanking. Badly.

[George K]

Joe froze 10 minutes in.

Wow.

Also, when the camera's on Trump - watch Joe breathe.

[George K]

The mods, so far, have been very good.

[LuFins Dad]

I wish I could have Trump’s chance to respond to the roe v wade comments by Joe re: Roe v Wade being the law. No, it wasn’t. That was the whole problem.

[LuFins Dad]

That sound you just heard was all of the Joe alternates licking their lips…

[Horace]

Yeah if this doesn’t motivate a last minute replacement nothing will. Biden is nearly incoherent.

[Doctor Phibes]

Both of them seem to be completely devoid of any personal charm whatsover. It's horrible.