Post your Libertarian jokes here
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Q: A Libertarian, a Vegan, and a Cyclist walk into a bar. How do you tell which is which?
A: Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.
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Jesus Christ is in a restaurant having dinner.
A Republican comes in, sits down at a table. When the waitress comes over the Republican asks "isn't that Jesus over there?" The waitress says "yes". The Republican says " please take him a cup of coffee and charge it to me."
A Libertarian comes in and sits at another table. When the waitress comes over the Libertarian asks "Isn't that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress says "yes". The Libertarian says "please take him a glass of tea and put it on my bill."
A Democrat comes in and sits at a table. When the waitress comes over the Democrat asks "is that Jesus over there?" The waitress says "yes." The democrat looks around the room to see how many people are in the room, then in a loud voice says "TAKE JESUS A BEER AND PUT THE CHARGE ON MY BILL!"
A little later Jesus gets up to leave. As he passes the Republican he puts his hand on his shoulder and says "for your act of kindness, you have been healed." Instantly the pain in his legs was gone and the Republican stood up and danced for joy.
Jesus walks over to the libertarian, puts his hand on the libertarians shoulder and says "for your act of kindness, you have been healed." Immediately the pain in his back was gone, and he stood up and danced for joy.
As Jesus walks toward the Democrat, the Democrat jumps up ready to run and says "DONT TOUCH ME!! I'm on disability!!"
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Why was Milo Yiannopoulos kicked out of the Libertarian Party?
He slowed down in a school zone.
