Sponsored Prayers
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... Fox News is airing sponsored prayers now! “Fox and Friends” started its Sunday morning program with a special Lenten prayer — brought to viewers by the prayer app Hallow!
The author further dreamed up quite a few more:
“Our Father, who" — sponsored by 23andMe!
“Art in Heaven” — Etsy.com
“Hallowed be Thy Name” — Spirit Halloween
“Thy Kingdom come” — Burger King
“Thy will be done” — TrustandWill.com! (“Life decisions don’t have to come with headaches.”)
> “On earth as it is in heaven” — Boeing
“Give us this day our daily bread” — Panera
“And forgive us our debts" — the Trump campaign
“As we forgive our debtors” — NOT the Trump campaign
> “And lead us not" — anti-Biden PAC
"into temptation” — Temptations Creamy Puree cat treats
“but deliver us” — UPS
> “from evil" — X.com
“for Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever, ahhh" — unfortunately, the Trump campaign again
> “men” — Grindr
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