I am absolutely stunned..

[LuFins Dad]

At the large number of half dressed women that “like” my replies on X. My online personality must be much more attractive than I realized…

[Mik]

The only sure way to rid oneself of a temptation is to yield to it.

Of course you’ll rid yourself of a lot more.

[Doctor Phibes]

Screw 'X', these hussies track me down on LinkedIn! Who knew that young Chinese engineers looked like that? Also, they all think that I'm an interesting person, which pretty much gives the game away. The wife says I'm many things. Interesting isn't one of them.

[Axtremus]

@Doctor-Phibes, whom do you trust? Young Chinese engineers on LinkedIn or your wife?

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in I am absolutely stunned..:

At the large number of half dressed women that “like” my replies on X. My online personality must be much more attractive than I realized…

I went through a spell where the same happened to me. Some followed me as well. I deleted them all and prevented them from stalking following.

[jon-nyc]

I keep sending them money to bribe the immigration authorities so they can visit me but we keep hitting one obstacle after another.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in I am absolutely stunned..:

bribe the immigration authorities so they can visit me

Why would you want the immigration authorities to visit you? :man-shrugging:

[Axtremus]

Our immigration system needs reform.