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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    Seen on FB:


    So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

    Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

    Me - excuse me?

    Her - you are wasting our bags!

    Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

    Her - that's not my job!

    Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

    Her - why are you using two bags?!

    Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

    Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

    *10 seconds of me just staring at her.

    Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

    Her - exactly.

    Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

    Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.

    *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

    Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

    Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

    *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

    Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

    Her- never mind you just don't get it.

    And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Aqua Letifer
      wrote on last edited by Aqua Letifer
      #2

      I take the Patton Oswalt approach to such interactions now.

      Why have their argument? It's an insane argument. You're not going to get anywhere with it.

      But clearly they do want to argue.

      So you might as well have your argument.

      "Why am I using two bags? Why do you keep hitting my recycling bin when you park, asshole? C'mon, how fucking hard is it to leave an inch! I took a video of you parking, motherfucker. I took a couple. The town fines me for a replacement and I'm showing them."

      Please love yourself.

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      • George KG George K

        Seen on FB:


        So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened.

        Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

        Me - excuse me?

        Her - you are wasting our bags!

        Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

        Her - that's not my job!

        Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.

        Her - why are you using two bags?!

        Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

        Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.

        *10 seconds of me just staring at her.

        Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.

        Her - exactly.

        Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

        Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.

        *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

        Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.

        Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.

        *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

        Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

        Her- never mind you just don't get it.

        And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.

        RenaudaR Offline
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        Renauda
        wrote on last edited by Renauda
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        @George-K

        There’s a comedy sketch in that exchange.

        I bring my own cloth bags when I go grocery shopping. In part because of past enlightening exchanges with minimum wage staff such as you had.

        That, and I only shop at Wal-Mart once a year to buy 10% cleaning vinegar to flush through my hot water on demand tank. It’s usually $1.50 or more cheaper there for a 2 litre jug than other stores nearby.

        Elbows up!

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