Florida

[jon-nyc]

March 14th: Zero new cases. 7 day moving average, 8 new cases a day.

Disney World closes.

July 8th, a hair shy of 10k new cases. 7 day average 9.25k. (For perspective, NY 7 day ave peaked ay 10.7k in April)

Disney World reopens the day after tomorrow

[Axtremus]

Disney has since gotten around to sprinkle magical pixie dust throughout Disney World to protect against the evil virus. It will be fine.

[Horace]

They probably used cheap knockoff pixie dust with barely any magic at all in it.

[jon-nyc]

I wonder if Space Mountain will be open. Confined space, lots of screaming.

[Loki]

@George-K said in Florida:

Florida Man Lawyer:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8498865/Florida-lawyer-attends-court-HAZMAT-SUIT-amid-COVID-19-pandemic.html

Too bad there isn’t a law that has heavy consequences for hurting people’s brains with mindless crap that some idiot thought was genius.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in Florida:

I wonder if Space Mountain will be open. Confined space, lots of screaming.

I got on that thing once. I pulled the right side oh shit bar completely out, and when I came out of the building I literally got on my hands and knees and kissed the pavement.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jon-nyc said in Florida:

I wonder if Space Mountain will be open. Confined space, lots of screaming.

I get enough of that at home.

[Catseye3]

@Doctor-Phibes ROFL!

[Copper]

The thing about Space Mountain is that the sides are very low. So you don't feel all that secure. The first time my daughter was just barely big enough to ride it I sat behind her and I kept reaching to hold her because I felt like she could go flying out of the car.

[taiwan_girl]

@jon-nyc said in Florida:

I wonder if Space Mountain will be open. Confined space, lots of screaming.

Japan has requested that people on roller coasters in Japan do not scream, but only "scream in your heart! " LOL

[Catseye3]

@taiwan_girl Boy, there's an incentive to jump right on!

[Aqua Letifer]

@taiwan_girl said in Florida:

@jon-nyc said in Florida:

I wonder if Space Mountain will be open. Confined space, lots of screaming.

Japan has requested that people on roller coasters in Japan do not scream, but only "scream in your heart! " LOL

I do that during all my working hours. But sometimes I laugh about it.

[Doctor Phibes]

I tell everybody at work that I'm laughing on the inside.

I'm lying, obviously.

[jon-nyc]

@taiwan_girl said in Florida:

Japan has requested that people on roller coasters in Japan do not scream, but only "scream in your heart! " LOL

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[LuFins Dad]

Fatalities are still low.

[George K]

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Florida:

Fatalities are still low.

Babalities and animalities, however, remain rampant.

[jon-nyc]

Florida has pulled ahead of NY.