President Kanye West?
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Kanye West Seizes Opportunity To Be Most Rational, Coherent Presidential Candidate
LOS ANGELES, CA—Noticing a lack of rational, coherent, sane presidential candidates, Kanye West announced this weekend that he will be running for president. The move surprised everyone who hasn't been paying attention to 2020 at all so far.
Campaign advisers recently approached West suggesting he run for president since there was a desperate need for a candidate who could string together something resembling a rational thought. After thinking it over and talking with the Kardashians, West decided he would jump at the opportunity to be the only major candidate who uses words in their proper context and order as a normal human being would.
"I just noticed that there weren't any candidates running with important characteristics like sanity and coherency," said West. "We must build a VISION 2020 campaign that trusts GOD and brings the power of YEEZY to the people!"
"CHICK-FIL-A!"
To jumpstart his campaign, West is also offering a free Chick-fil-A #1 with a lemonade for those who pledge their votes to him, for a limited time only.
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Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
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Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
And a free country......
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@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
And a free country......
@Larry said in President Kanye West?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
And a free country......
Whose?
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@Larry said in President Kanye West?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
And a free country......
Whose?
@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
@Larry said in President Kanye West?:
@Doctor-Phibes said in President Kanye West?:
Meanwhile, anybody who votes for Donald Trump gets a free Orange Julius.
And a free country......
Whose?
Hahahaha
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Kanye West is known as a Rapper, correct?
Are any of you young enough to post a link or YouTube video of one of his most popular "songs?" I'm curious.Did he write that song (?):
"ooga-chaka-ooga-ooga
ooga-chaka-ooga-ooga"
"I can't shake this feeeeling,
deep inside of me."
etc.
Or maybe just never mind.
Ignorance is bliss. -
So Kanye's an idiot:
On the topic of a potential covid vaccine:
“It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed. So when they say the way we’re going to fix Covid is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast. They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things, to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven.”
I keep picturing a guy inoculating little kids playing Iron Maiden in the background.
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So Kanye's an idiot:
On the topic of a potential covid vaccine:
“It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed. So when they say the way we’re going to fix Covid is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast. They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things, to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven.”
I keep picturing a guy inoculating little kids playing Iron Maiden in the background.
@xenon said in President Kanye West?:
So Kanye's an idiot:
On the topic of a potential covid vaccine:
“It’s so many of our children that are being vaccinated and paralyzed. So when they say the way we’re going to fix Covid is with a vaccine, I’m extremely cautious. That’s the mark of the beast. They want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things, to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven.”
I keep picturing a guy inoculating little kids playing Iron Maiden in the background.
FWIW, I've filed my taxes while listening to that album.
