If you gave the Left a cookie...

[Jolly]

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[Aqua Letifer]

Oh for shit's sake if you're going to do that at least adhere to the fucking metre. The wrenching is so cringey yet so easy to fix.

Freaking writing, man. The left won't let you learn it because they think it's a tool of the hegemonic patriarchy, and the right won't let you learn it because they think it's a silly hobby for lefties.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in If you gave the Left a cookie...:

Oh for shit's sake if you're going to do that at least adhere to the fucking metre. The wrenching is so cringey yet so easy to fix.

Freaking writing, man. The left won't let you learn it because they think it's a tool of the hegemonic patriarchy, and the right won't let you learn it because they think it's a silly hobby for lefties.

Shakespeare, Whitman, Frost, Kipling, Yeats, Wordsworth, Kipling…

All old and dead white dudes…

[Mik]

As a big fan of the original book and having read it to my daughter a zillion times, I really hated to see it defiled like that, despite what truths may be found in the parody.

[Axtremus]

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