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puzzle time, get free shipping

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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
    wrote on last edited by
    #18

    When trying to claw back $90, every pizza, or van from Home Depot, counts.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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      Aqua Letifer
      wrote on last edited by
      #19

      There's no such thing as a free lunch.

      The lunch in this case being a pizza.

      Or a piano.

      The metaphor falls apart there but the point stands.

      Please love yourself.

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      • LuFins DadL Offline
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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on last edited by
        #20

        Home Depot rents a truck for $20 for the hour…

        The Brad

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        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

          There's no such thing as a free lunch.

          The lunch in this case being a pizza.

          Or a piano.

          The metaphor falls apart there but the point stands.

          MikM Offline
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          Mik
          wrote on last edited by
          #21

          @Aqua-Letifer said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

          The metaphor falls apart there

          Yeah, I was going to say...

          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          • RenaudaR Offline
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            Renauda
            wrote on last edited by
            #22

            Horace, perhaps you cannot afford this digital piano at the moment. Think about it.

            Elbows up!

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            • RenaudaR Renauda

              Horace, perhaps you cannot afford this digital piano at the moment. Think about it.

              HoraceH Offline
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              Horace
              wrote on last edited by
              #23

              @Renauda said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

              Horace, perhaps you cannot afford this digital piano at the moment. Think about it.

              Saving money can become a game, the point of which ceases to be saving money.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • RenaudaR Offline
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                Renauda
                wrote on last edited by Renauda
                #24

                Then just buy the fucking piano and enjoy it. You’ll get over the remorse.

                Elbows up!

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                • RenaudaR Renauda

                  Then just buy the fucking piano and enjoy it. You’ll get over the remorse.

                  HoraceH Offline
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                  Horace
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #25

                  @Renauda said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

                  Then just buy the fucking piano and enjoy it. You’ll get over the remorse.

                  I won't have remorse. The point of this thread was the puzzly solution I offered, which I thought was mildly cute.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                  • RenaudaR Offline
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                    Renauda
                    wrote on last edited by Renauda
                    #26

                    No one likes to pay shipping or additional postage or sales taxes and levies over and above the quoted price. I get that. You can mitigate the shipping cost by doing what others here have suggested. Those suggestions were not cute, they were instead, earnest and sincere.

                    Now just buy the fucking piano.

                    Elbows up!

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                    • JollyJ Offline
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                      Jolly
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                      #27

                      Or buy a truck.

                      Along with the piano.

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                      • JollyJ Jolly

                        Or buy a truck.

                        Along with the piano.

                        RenaudaR Offline
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                        Renauda
                        wrote on last edited by Renauda
                        #28

                        @Jolly

                        Even better idea. I have a ‘96 Chev 2500 4X4 long box in winter storage. Runs well and has good all terrain rubber. First $750 USD cash offer takes it as is, where is.

                        Elbows up!

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                        • RenaudaR Renauda

                          @Jolly

                          Even better idea. I have a ‘96 Chev 2500 4X4 long box in winter storage. Runs well and has good all terrain rubber. First $750 USD cash offer takes it as is, where is.

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                          Jolly
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #29

                          @Renauda said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

                          @Jolly

                          Even better idea. I have a ‘96 Chev 2500 4X4 long box in winter storage. Runs well and has good all terrain rubber. First $750 USD cash offer takes it as is, where is.

                          Worth it.

                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                          • RenaudaR Offline
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                            Renauda
                            wrote on last edited by Renauda
                            #30

                            Only 171 K miles. Doesn’t burn or leak so much as a drop of oil. Serpentine belt probably should be changed before any long distance highway driving. But that’s not a difficult DIY job.

                            Elbows up!

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                            • LuFins DadL Offline
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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #31

                              Buy the way, Costco does monitor returns by membership. They will see the return the two purchases and will know what’s going on. They would likely still do it, but your account would likely be flagged.

                              The Brad

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                              • RenaudaR Renauda

                                Only 171 K miles. Doesn’t burn or leak so much as a drop of oil. Serpentine belt probably should be changed before any long distance highway driving. But that’s not a difficult DIY job.

                                JollyJ Offline
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                                Jolly
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #32

                                @Renauda said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

                                Only 171 K miles. Doesn’t burn or leak so much as a drop of oil. Serpentine belt probably should be changed before any long distance highway driving. But that’s not a difficult DIY job.

                                A socket, a pull bar and five minutes.

                                I don't care if it looks like it's been shot at and missed, but shit at and hit.

                                Worth it.

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                  Buy the way, Costco does monitor returns by membership. They will see the return the two purchases and will know what’s going on. They would likely still do it, but your account would likely be flagged.

                                  HoraceH Offline
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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #33

                                  @LuFins-Dad said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

                                  Buy the way, Costco does monitor returns by membership. They will see the return the two purchases and will know what’s going on. They would likely still do it, but your account would likely be flagged.

                                  I don't think I'll actually do this. Just a fun thought experiment. It would technically be stealing.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                  • HoraceH Horace

                                    Let's say your local costco sells a digital piano, but the box is too big for your car. You can buy it on the website, but shipping is $90. How do you get a piano home with free shipping?

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                                    Klaus
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #34

                                    @Horace said in puzzle time, get free shipping:

                                    Let's say your local costco sells a digital piano, but the box is too big for your car. You can buy it on the website, but shipping is $90. How do you get a piano home with free shipping?

                                    I asked ChatGPT your question, without feeding it your problem, and indeed it came up with your solution!

                                    This is the ChatGPT output.

                                    Horace wrote 2 days ago
                                    Getting a digital piano home without paying the hefty $90 shipping fee can be a bit of a puzzle, but here are a couple of creative ideas:

                                    1. Borrow a Friend's Truck: If you have a friend, colleague, or neighbor with a truck, sweet-talking them into helping you transport the piano is a great option. There should be plenty of half-ton trucks in Texas, and they might be willing to lend a hand.

                                    2. Return and Rebuy: Costco has a policy where if you return an item to the warehouse that was purchased online, you also get the shipping cost back. You could order online, have it delivered, then go to the warehouse, purchase it from the floor, take it to the returns desk, and return it as the online purchase to get the shipping fee refunded. However, keep in mind that this might not be entirely ethical.

                                    3. Disassemble the Box: If the issue is simply the size of the box, you could consider carefully disassembling the box so that the individual pieces fit in your car. Be sure to do this without damaging the piano or its components.

                                    I hope one of these suggestions helps you solve the puzzle of getting your digital piano home without breaking the bank on shi

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                                    • HoraceH Offline
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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on last edited by Horace
                                      #35

                                      Wow. I guess what that means is that the strategy has appeared on the internet before.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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