I'd die.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in I'd die.:

@Doctor-Phibes said in I'd die.:

Evade a professional military?

I'd send Aqua's sister out to distract them and make my escape on a bicycle dressed as a French onion seller. It would almost certainly give me more chances than hiding in the mountains.

Don't think I saw that tactic in this one...

Clearly those guys are rank amateurs. Maybe I should start making my own series with some helpful tips for the more sophisticated viewer.

Another great idea is to dress up as a humble washerwoman and make your escape before returning to your ancestral home to evict the weasels and stoats who have made their home there.

Or how about pretending to be crazy? Nobody ever takes notice of anybody who's nuts...

[Aqua Letifer]

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

You'll inevitably be let down by your compulsion to post excrement through the security services letter boxes.

[Jolly]

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

Maybe the only person left to carry on the genes of TNCR..

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in I'd die.:

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

You'll inevitably be let down by your compulsion to post excrement through the security services letter boxes.

That's not untrue.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Jolly said in I'd die.:

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

Maybe the only person left to carry on the genes of TNCR..

Well, here's what I mean by "under certain conditions":

A lot of tracking isn't reading woo from the trail, a lot of it's logistics. What's the easiest or most logical way a person went from A to B? Then you look for evidence that they did that thing. So, if you go the logical way when you're being chased, you run the risk of everyone following you predicting what you'd do. You go a way intended to throw them off, now you're in "you're going to draw attention to yourself" territory. Ain't no way I'd be able to cover my tracks adequately. So my best bet is to outhike 'em. And I do hike fast. I've never had a problem keeping up with anybody and I always have to slow down for others. I've always been that way. I can't sprint to save my life but I can cover ground. 4-state challenge is about 47 miles with moderate elevation in 24 hours. Never had a problem, it's fun.

But then there's ALL the other shit involved: how far out do I have to go here? How many people are following me? What kind of shit do I have with me? What kind of shit do I need based on what's going on? Wha do they have? Etc. etc. etc.

IF it was familiar territory AND the hiking was under about 150 miles AND I had what I needed AND this wasn't happening in the winter AND about 50 other things I don't even understand, then yeah, maybe.

Likely not.

[taiwan_girl]

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

4-state challenge is about 47 miles with moderate elevation in 24 hours. Never had a problem, it's fun.

That sounds very cool!

[LuFins Dad]

It would be easy to evade the US military. Just misgender them and they’ll melt down.

[jon-nyc]

@Jolly said in I'd die.:

@Aqua-Letifer said in I'd die.:

I can still do 4-state in 24 hours.

Under certain conditions I might make it.

Maybe the only person left to carry on the genes of TNCR..

Jolly with the post of the week right there.

[jon-nyc]

My only chance, and not insignificant, is to buy off the unit commander.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jon-nyc said in I'd die.:

My only chance, and not insignificant, is to buy off the unit commander.

You could try giving him a life-times supply of French onions.