Don't Drink the (Disgusting) Water

[taiwan_girl]

Posted with no comment from me.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-ritz-carlton-sued-woman-allegedly-served-semen-contaminated-water-report

[Mik]

Come now. (ok, somebody had to)

But seriously - this is another reason you should always be nice to service folks. This of course, assumes it wasn't her husband.

[bachophile]

when i read this last line in the article, something about it struck me a abit off..

"The couple has been married for 25 years and claims the incident caused intimacy issues in their married life, the lawsuit notes, and they claim the hotel offered them points when they told staff about their concerns."

[Mik]

There went his last hope for getting fellated. But let's face it - married 25 years?

Link to video

[George K]

I have questions:

1. Was the water discolored in any way? If not, how did she suspect there was semen in it?

2. "Tasted funny"? Like a clown?

3. Was the bottle sealed when it was delivered? If so how'd that happen?

4. "A claims adjuster verified it was semen in the water." How long after the complaint did this "verification" take place.

5. If it was contaminated with semen, how do we know it was a hotel employee and not someone else who had access to the water.

DIscovery's gonna be a hoot.

[Doctor Phibes]

only identified as Jane and John Doe

Hang on a minute...

[Mik]

Doe, not D'Oh. But I do understand your concern.

[Doctor Phibes]

I'm just glad I gave the Camembert a miss.

[Mik]

Aw, c'mon. That was one funny-ass video.

[George K]

@Mik said in Don't Drink the (Disgusting) Water:

Aw, c'mon. That was one funny-ass video.

Just watched it.

Hysterical.

Reminds me of the old joke: "Why does a Jewish bride smile when she walks up the aisle?"