Getting a frigging Chihuahua
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Let me be blunt. I don’t like chihuahuas. I personally think a DNA test will show them to be more rodent than canine. Beyond that, they are always the meanest damn little anklebiters you have r ever seen or living in eternal fear, constantly shivering, and looking like they will lose all bladder control if you so much as look at them. I’m also a firm believer that nothing should be called a dog unless it has at least a 20% chance of beating you in a wrestling match.
We’ve had a frigging chihuahua that’s been boarding with us probably 4-5 months of the year over the past three years since COVID hit. The owner has been paying insane amounts of money while she runs off to England with her boyfriend for months at a time. Now she’s decided she’s going to move to England and not take the dog with her…Karla is not going to let the frigging rat go up for adoption, so guess who’s stuck with a pain in the ass that I didn’t even like when we were paid to watch her?
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All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Please love yourself.
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The only good thing is that this is one of the living in fear type of chihuahuas and I can typically send her running with a look.
The mixed blessing is that she wants to snuggle up to me at night because she has no frigging fur. That’s a pain in the ass most times, but on a cold night she can substitute out as a hot water bottle.
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All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Yeah.
“Lufin, I can’t find the chihuahua. Have you seen him?”.
“No, Karla.”.
“What are you smoking?”.
“Oh, ah……. rabbit. We’re having Korean rabbit tonight.”
"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Yeah.
“Lufin, I can’t find the chihuahua. Have you seen him?”.
“No, Karla.”.
“What are you smoking?”.
“Oh, ah……. rabbit. We’re having Korean rabbit tonight.”
@Mik said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Yeah.
“Lufin, I can’t find the chihuahua. Have you seen him?”.
“No, Karla.”.
“What are you smoking?”.
“Oh, ah……. rabbit. We’re having Korean rabbit tonight.”
That would be the boniest rabbit ever.. No meat, just skin over bones…
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Yeah.
“Lufin, I can’t find the chihuahua. Have you seen him?”.
“No, Karla.”.
“What are you smoking?”.
“Oh, ah……. rabbit. We’re having Korean rabbit tonight.”
@Mik said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All that means is that you now get a smoker shed. That's how these things work, it's in the charter.
Yeah.
“Lufin, I can’t find the chihuahua. Have you seen him?”.
“No, Karla.”.
“What are you smoking?”.
“Oh, ah……. rabbit. We’re having Korean rabbit tonight.”
This man plays chess with the requisite Ds.
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Never mind the rat-dog. Somebody's moving to England?
Why the fuck would anybody do that?
She might be back once she realises all that stuff they've been telling here wasn't an elaborate practical joke after all.
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It could have been an American Bully.
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All dogs go to Heaven. Except Chihuahuas. They go straight to Hell.
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@Jolly said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All dogs go to Heaven. Except Chihuahuas. They go straight to Hell.
There you go, confusing a Chihuahua and a dog again…
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@Jolly said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All dogs go to Heaven. Except Chihuahuas. They go straight to Hell.
There you go, confusing a Chihuahua and a dog again…
@LuFins-Dad said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
@Jolly said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
All dogs go to Heaven. Except Chihuahuas. They go straight to Hell.
There you go, confusing a Chihuahua and a dog again…
One of my partners had a Chihuahua. Well, actually his wife had a Chihuahua.
He always called it a rat.
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@Mik said in Getting a frigging Chihuahua:
The confusion is understandable. A dog is supposed to be predator, not prey.
Nods in agreement
