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When to NOT do CPR

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    George K
    wrote on 19 Aug 2023, 11:31 last edited by
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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 19 Aug 2023, 12:34 last edited by
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      Idiot

      The Brad

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        19 Aug 2023, 12:34

        Idiot

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        Axtremus
        wrote on 19 Aug 2023, 15:46 last edited by
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        @LuFins-Dad said in When to NOT do CPR:

        Idiot

        Well intentioned, of course.
        Also underscores the importance of health science education.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 05:19 last edited by
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          And the bunny?

          Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 10:26 last edited by
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            What about the cat?

            I was only joking

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              21 Aug 2023, 10:26

              What about the cat?

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 11:03 last edited by
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              @Doctor-Phibes said in When to NOT do CPR:

              What about the cat?

              I’m pretty sure the cat is in mental health recovery.

              The Brad

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                21 Aug 2023, 05:19

                And the bunny?

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                George K
                wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 11:41 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in When to NOT do CPR:

                And the bunny?

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 12:48 last edited by
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                  It's never too late - give it three days and he could become the Easter bunny.

                  I was only joking

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 21 Aug 2023, 15:50 last edited by jon-nyc
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                    No, his little body was too crushed. Petey never left a mark in him, but did just crush his little body.

                    "God damn you," Petey cried. "Why do you got to get killed? You ain't so little as mice. Now I won't get to tend the rabbits. Now she won't let me."

                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                      Axtremus
                      wrote on 23 Aug 2023, 21:25 last edited by
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                      Also, do not kiss the turtles:

                      https://www.huffpost.com/entry/turtle-kiss-salmonella-cdc_n_64e63409e4b094703851c833

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                        21 Aug 2023, 15:50

                        No, his little body was too crushed. Petey never left a mark in him, but did just crush his little body.

                        "God damn you," Petey cried. "Why do you got to get killed? You ain't so little as mice. Now I won't get to tend the rabbits. Now she won't let me."

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                        Aqua Letifer
                        wrote on 23 Aug 2023, 21:49 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in When to NOT do CPR:

                        No, his little body was too crushed. Petey never left a mark in him, but did just crush his little body.

                        "God damn you," Petey cried. "Why do you got to get killed? You ain't so little as mice. Now I won't get to tend the rabbits. Now she won't let me."

                        No living off the Fat of the Land for Petey, I suppose.

                        Please love yourself.

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