Doing the dad shit.

[Rainman]

Aqua, are you positive you know where the nest is? Up here, they equally enjoy making nests in structures and in trees, and those nests can be literally the size of a basketball, and can be spaced relatively close to each other. IOW make certain there are not several nests in your yard (if you have a good-sized yard). We've had several nests over the years, and I guess I should compliment the little darlings on how quickly they can build such a large dwelling. Enough of those bastards and they can certainly be deadly as you try to outrun them while they swarm.
Keeeeel them.

[jon-nyc]

Damn

[Axtremus]

Good that no one has severe allergy for bee stings.
Glad you all survived.
Good story for the kid?

[Mik]

They have long distance sprays. I recommend. A friend just had a big old nest in his tree. He was able to attack it from ten or twenty feet away.

[Jolly]

BTW, if you have some aluminum around the house...

Link to video

[LuFins Dad]

I highly recommend dressing in full ski gear, approaching the nest very boldly and manly, then running away screaming when you see one. It’s worked for me and wasps…

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in Doing the dad shit.:

They have long distance sprays. I recommend. A friend just had a big old nest in his tree. He was able to attack it from ten or twenty feet away.

Yeah, they work pretty well. We had a nest in our grill, which was extremely disappointing, particularly when I discovered it as I prepared to do burgers for the first time in about a year. It gave me enormous pleasure to pay back the stings I received with extreme prejudice.

[jon-nyc]

We had a professional service take out a wasps nest, the guy had a spray can on a special long stick that he used and just wore jeans and a hoodie. He said he had the full protective gear in the van but didn't use it.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Rainman said in Doing the dad shit.:

Aqua, are you positive you know where the nest is? Up here, they equally enjoy making nests in structures and in trees, and those nests can be literally the size of a basketball, and can be spaced relatively close to each other. IOW make certain there are not several nests in your yard (if you have a good-sized yard). We've had several nests over the years, and I guess I should compliment the little darlings on how quickly they can build such a large dwelling. Enough of those bastards and they can certainly be deadly as you try to outrun them while they swarm.
Keeeeel them.

Yeah, the problem is, they're in the ground. Took a closer look last night and they're burrowed in right beside the neighbor's tomatoes. Bummer.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in Doing the dad shit.:

Good story for the kid?

Maybe after awhile. She's still pretty freaked about it.

[Doctor Phibes]

I suspect my slide into atheism started when as an 8 year old I started thinking about the motivation behind creating wasps.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Doing the dad shit.:

I suspect my slide into atheism started when as an 8 year old I started thinking about the motivation behind creating wasps.

[brenda]

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[brenda]

@LuFins-Dad said in Doing the dad shit.:

I highly recommend dressing in full ski gear, approaching the nest very boldly and manly, then running away screaming when you see one. It’s worked for me and wasps…

The key to this technique is to use SNOW ski gear, not water.

[bachophile]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Doing the dad shit.:
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Yellow jackets. I'm guessing they made a home in the soil by the tomatoes. Only thing was, the faucet was still on outside. And to reach it, you have to walk past the tomatoes and get in behind a holly bush by the house.

Note that yellowjacket is often spelled as two words (yellow jacket) in popular culture and even in some dictionaries. The proper entomological spelling, according to the Entomological Society of America, is as a single word (yellowjacket).

Aqua you should know better.....

[jon-nyc]

Entomologists say yellowjacket.
Etymologists say yellow jacket.

Let’s call the whole thing off.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Doing the dad shit.:

Entomologists say yellowjacket.
Etymologists say yellow jacket.

That was going to be my defense, yeah.

But I ain't gonna take no flak from a guy who hasn't capitalized things since college.

[Horace]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Doing the dad shit.:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Doing the dad shit.:

I suspect my slide into atheism started when as an 8 year old I started thinking about the motivation behind creating wasps.

lol

[taiwan_girl]

@Aqua-Letifer Wow! Glad to hear that it wasn't too bad.

I did not know until I came to the US, that they made ground nests. :eek

[brenda]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Doing the dad shit.:

@jon-nyc said in Doing the dad shit.:

Entomologists say yellowjacket.
Etymologists say yellow jacket.

That was going to be my defense, yeah.

But I ain't gonna take no flak from a guy who hasn't capitalized things since college.