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Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship

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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
    wrote on last edited by Horace
    #1

    I'm going through the American citizenship application, and I'm struck by how many questions Trumpists would have to answer yes to. Bold and capitals are from the original:

    Have you EVER advocated (either directly or indirectly) the overthrow of any government by force or violence?

    Yeah, ever heard of January 6?

    Have you EVER persecuted (either directly or indirectly) any person because of race, religion, national origin, membership in a particular social group, or political opinion?

    Pretty much constantly, as they are all racists and bigots.

    Were you EVER involved in any way with genocide?

    Case by case basis, I suppose some Magats have not been involved with genocide. Due to a lack of opportunity, but still. Fair's fair.

    Were you EVER involved in any way with torture?

    They elected Donald Trump, case closed.

    Were you EVER involved in any way with killing, or trying to kill, someone?

    With all the COVID deaths because of their vaccine hesitancy? You bet they killed people. Directly.

    Were you EVER involved in any way with badly hurting, or trying to hurt, a person on purpose?

    Again - no mask = murder. Period.

    Were you EVER involved in any way with not letting someone practice his or her religion?

    They continue to try to keep CRT out of the schools.

    Education is extremely important.

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    • HoraceH Offline
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      Horace
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      In fairness, the woke need not apply either:

      Do you support the Constitution and form of Government of the United States?

      Education is extremely important.

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      • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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        Doctor Phibes
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        #3

        You should definitely try being a smart ass on a citizenship application - governments just love that!

        I'd also recommend making the same kind of remarks to immigration officials when entering the country. Those guys love a laugh even more!

        I was only joking

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        • HoraceH Offline
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          Horace
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          It was a remarkably easy process to apply for citizenship. All told it took about an hour.

          Education is extremely important.

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          • HoraceH Horace

            It was a remarkably easy process to apply for citizenship. All told it took about an hour.

            RainmanR Offline
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            Rainman
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            #5

            @Horace said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

            It was a remarkably easy process to apply for citizenship. All told it took about an hour.

            Is there any reason then, that people have to wait years to finally obtain citizenship? Do all countries practice such a slow process? I know some here have firsthand knowledge on how it works, so maybe there are some good reasons (outside the obvious) for the process we currently have in the U.S.

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            • RainmanR Rainman

              @Horace said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

              It was a remarkably easy process to apply for citizenship. All told it took about an hour.

              Is there any reason then, that people have to wait years to finally obtain citizenship? Do all countries practice such a slow process? I know some here have firsthand knowledge on how it works, so maybe there are some good reasons (outside the obvious) for the process we currently have in the U.S.

              HoraceH Offline
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              Horace
              wrote on last edited by
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              @Rainman said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

              @Horace said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

              It was a remarkably easy process to apply for citizenship. All told it took about an hour.

              Is there any reason then, that people have to wait years to finally obtain citizenship? Do all countries practice such a slow process? I know some here have firsthand knowledge on how it works, so maybe there are some good reasons (outside the obvious) for the process we currently have in the U.S.

              Generally people apply for US citizenship only after having solved all the problems in their native countries. The US applies this waiting period to allow people to understand what they are getting themselves into, by becoming citizens. They are leaving lives of privilege and luxury to come to the US, in a humanitarian effort to try to fix the most unfixable of nations. It is difficult to teach people the real effects of the racism and bigotry and systematized hate in America, until they have the lived experience. The US government hopes that those who are not willing or able to undertake this struggle against the oppressors, to please stay in their own countries. This war is not for the faint of heart, nor for the impure of heart. Only the most courageous and noble people can survive the struggle here.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • HoraceH Offline
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                Horace
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                She's becoming a citizen today, four months after I clicked through the online application process. I am surprised it was that quick. Might have been even quicker, but their original interview was scheduled while she was visiting china, and we had to postpone a few weeks.

                Education is extremely important.

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                • HoraceH Horace

                  She's becoming a citizen today, four months after I clicked through the online application process. I am surprised it was that quick. Might have been even quicker, but their original interview was scheduled while she was visiting china, and we had to postpone a few weeks.

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                  George K
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                  @Horace said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

                  She's becoming a citizen today,

                  Congratulations to her!

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    #9

                    That's great, Horace.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      #10

                      Congratulations, Mrs. H!

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                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                      • LuFins DadL Offline
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                        LuFins Dad
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                        #11

                        Woohoo!

                        The Brad

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                        • LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #12

                          It says something that as much of a dumpster fire as this place is today, intelligent people still choose to come here and be a part of it.

                          The Brad

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                            Jolly
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                            #13

                            Congrats!

                            Now she can be as miserable as the rest of us and complain just as loud!

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • JollyJ Jolly

                              Congrats!

                              Now she can be as miserable as the rest of us and complain just as loud!

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                              @Jolly said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

                              Congrats!

                              Now she can be as miserable as the rest of us and complain just as loud!

                              😄

                              Congrats!!

                              Please love yourself.

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                                Horace
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                                #15

                                Thanks all. She’s ambivalent about it, but she will love the passport. And maybe someday we will bring her parents here to live with us. That’s only possible if she’s a citizen.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  Doctor Phibes
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                                  #16

                                  Congratulations Horace. When I got Canadian citizenship I was surprised by how emotional I got. And apart from anything else it takes away any uncertainty in future if the political landscape shifts

                                  I was only joking

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                                  • JonJ Offline
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                                    #17

                                    Congratulations!

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                                    • HoraceH Horace

                                      Thanks all. She’s ambivalent about it, but she will love the passport. And maybe someday we will bring her parents here to live with us. That’s only possible if she’s a citizen.

                                      JonJ Offline
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #18

                                      @Horace said in Trump supporters better not apply for citizenship:

                                      Thanks all. She’s ambivalent about it, but she will love the passport. And maybe someday we will bring her parents here to live with us. That’s only possible if she’s a citizen.

                                      Ahh, Mrs Horace, anchor baby.

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                                        Rainman
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #19

                                        Congratulations Horace and the Mrs.!
                                        It would be interesting to hear her thoughts on what it all means, but IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS RAINMAN!
                                        My parents thought it was a big deal as I recall, but they always considered themselves Estos first, the old country became exaggerated in how wonderful it was in comparison.

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                                          #20

                                          It's purely transactional to her, no emotion, but for some regret at giving up her Chinese citizenship. She's not a huge fan of America. It's just where she has to be, in order to spend her life with the world's greatest husband.

                                          Education is extremely important.

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