"911. What's your emergency?"

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

I guess the left isn’t going to have a monopoly on using horrible anecdote to try to drive policy.

[Rainman]

When the anarchy settles down, and new policies are in place, I'm going to go down and get a job with Ze New Sekret Police.

Think about it. In mainland China, what would be a great job, where you are safe from everything? Or the former Soviet Union? Yup. Go to KGB school or comparable, join the ranks of those that make life miserable while protecting yourself from any negativity.

Besides, women dig guys in uniforms. Women do not dig guys in old-fashioned police gear, the hammer and sickle are way cooler. Even guys in "Red for Ed" T-shirts are boss, as opposed to a deputy sheriff's costume. Has there ever been a country where Ze Police are outfitted in red? Mao liked red everywhere. hmmm. Ax, do you know?

[LuFins Dad]

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