Trump’s next rally, attendance will be ...

[Axtremus]

... mandatory!

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-attendance-at-his-next-rally-will-be-mandatory

Trump Announces Attendance At Next Rally Will Be Mandatory

[Rainman]

Ax, have you found that some rallies are better than others?

Also need to point out that the babylonbee is not an authoritative Leftist site, so keep in mind that you don't have to attend. You could get a note from MomAx, MomAx will set you free.