So....
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife.
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wrote on 21 Mar 2023, 00:24 last edited by
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.
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wrote on 21 Mar 2023, 00:55 last edited by
My cat has just eaten three mallards!
He’s a duck filled fatty puss.
Okay, that's all, I promise.
For tonight, anyway.
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wrote on 21 Mar 2023, 01:28 last edited by
Okay, one more . . .
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I went into a shop and asked, “Can I have a bottle of shampoo, please?”The woman said, “Extra volume?”
“CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO, PLEASE!”
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Okay, one more . . .
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I went into a shop and asked, “Can I have a bottle of shampoo, please?”The woman said, “Extra volume?”
“CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO, PLEASE!”
wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 02:02 last edited by
Link to videoOkay, one more . . .
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I went into a shop and asked, “Can I have a bottle of shampoo, please?”The woman said, “Extra volume?”
“CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO, PLEASE!
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wrote on 22 Mar 2023, 23:59 last edited by
Happy Ramadan to my Muslim brothers and sisters. This month, lunch is on me.
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wrote on 25 Mar 2023, 00:17 last edited by
That year I had excruciating diarrhea was, as they say in Latin, my anus horribilis.
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wrote on 27 Mar 2023, 22:38 last edited by
A buddy of mine got his degree in Egyptology, but hasn’t been able to find any work. He’s back in school now so he can TEACH Egyptology to people who won’t be able to find jobs.
His entire career is a pyramid scheme.
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A buddy of mine got his degree in Egyptology, but hasn’t been able to find any work. He’s back in school now so he can TEACH Egyptology to people who won’t be able to find jobs.
His entire career is a pyramid scheme.
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Them: How much do you normally spend on a bottle of wine?
Me: 30 minutes max.
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wrote on 31 Mar 2023, 00:04 last edited by
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
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wrote on 31 Mar 2023, 00:28 last edited by
Therapist: So what brings the two of you here today?
My wife: It's impossible to live with him. He's too literal.
Me: My truck.
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Therapist: So what brings the two of you here today?
My wife: It's impossible to live with him. He's too literal.
Me: My truck.
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wrote on 3 Apr 2023, 23:12 last edited by
Trains are just roller coasters that gave up on their dream and got a real job.
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wrote on 9 Apr 2023, 12:06 last edited by
So...
When people say, "Enjoy them while they're young...."
They're talking about your hips and your knees.
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wrote on 9 Apr 2023, 14:02 last edited by
After high school I worked at the mall for a year before going to college.
It was my Gap year.
