Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger

[jon-nyc]

There’s a guy at my gym who looks exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer. More precisely, he looks exactly like the actor that played him in the Netflix special.

This being the NY area, I thought it might well be him. But I looked him up and that actor doesn’t usually look like he did in the show.

This guys has the same hair color, hair style, and glasses. He must be doing it on purpose. It’s so uncanny I want to get his picture but (a) that would be awkward, and (b) he might kill and eat me.

[Mik]

Likely doesn't understand why he's an incel.

[Aqua Letifer]

That's creepy.

I saw a dude at a DC train station once that was EXACTLY "D-FENS' from Falling Down. Height, build, haircut, glasses, shirt, tie, pants, shoes, briefcase, the whole shit. He even looked vaguely pissed off and annoyed.

I tried to get a picture but I worried about him maybe having an uzi.

[Aqua's Sister]

@jon-nyc said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

eat me.

I'm available, you know.

[Mik]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

That's creepy.

I saw a dude at a DC train station once that was EXACTLY "D-FENS' from Falling Down. Height, build, haircut, glasses, shirt, tie, pants, shoes, briefcase, the whole shit. He even looked vaguely pissed off and annoyed.

I tried to get a picture but I worried about him maybe having an uzi.

My favorite Mike Douglas character ever. Problem was he lost at the end. Ruined the whole thing. he should have prevailed.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

That's creepy.

I saw a dude at a DC train station once that was EXACTLY "D-FENS' from Falling Down. Height, build, haircut, glasses, shirt, tie, pants, shoes, briefcase, the whole shit. He even looked vaguely pissed off and annoyed.

I tried to get a picture but I worried about him maybe having an uzi.

My favorite Mike Douglas character ever. Problem was he lost at the end. Ruined the whole thing. he should have prevailed.

Here's a question: why do you think Duvall's character decided not to retire at the end?

[Copper]

[jon-nyc]

@Copper

Honestly I’m going to try to stealthily take this guys picture. You guys will be shocked how perfectly he resembles that picture.

[Mik]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Mik said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

That's creepy.

I saw a dude at a DC train station once that was EXACTLY "D-FENS' from Falling Down. Height, build, haircut, glasses, shirt, tie, pants, shoes, briefcase, the whole shit. He even looked vaguely pissed off and annoyed.

I tried to get a picture but I worried about him maybe having an uzi.

My favorite Mike Douglas character ever. Problem was he lost at the end. Ruined the whole thing. he should have prevailed.

Here's a question: why do you think Duvall's character decided not to retire at the end?

Well, he didn’t really want to to begin with. His wife wanted him to. He was a cop through and through.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Mik said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Jeffrey Dahmer doppelgänger:

That's creepy.

I saw a dude at a DC train station once that was EXACTLY "D-FENS' from Falling Down. Height, build, haircut, glasses, shirt, tie, pants, shoes, briefcase, the whole shit. He even looked vaguely pissed off and annoyed.

I tried to get a picture but I worried about him maybe having an uzi.

My favorite Mike Douglas character ever. Problem was he lost at the end. Ruined the whole thing. he should have prevailed.

Here's a question: why do you think Duvall's character decided not to retire at the end?

Well, he didn’t really want to to begin with. His wife wanted him to. He was a cop through and through.

I always wonder what was the deciding factor, though: the stress over the retirement party, or the case that day, etc.

[jon-nyc]

To the original thread post. I don’t think I’ve seen him since.

But this thread seemed like a good place for this:

[jon-nyc]

I saw him today at my dentists office and was able to get a clandestine photo. First photo is Netflix actor second is him.

[Doctor Phibes]

He's probably posting on a different message board about this weird stalker from the gym taking his photo at the dentists.

[89th]

lol

[jodi]

@Doctor-Phibes said:

He's probably posting on a different message board about this weird stalker from the gym taking his photo at the dentists.

[jon-nyc]

I'm just glad they called me in first. Imagine seeing the hygienist after she just got through picking human flesh out of his teeth.