Can farts spread COVID-19?

[Mik]

Well, can they?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/04/27/can-farts-transmit-covid-19-coronavirus-here-is-what-is-being-said/amp/

[Horace]

Whenever I feel a fart coming on, I go post on WTF instead.

[Axtremus]

Even if we equate flatulence to coughing/sneezing, since most people wear some sort of anal covering (underwear, pants, skirts, etc.), it is, at its worst, akin to coughing/sneezing behind a face covering. Its potential to transmit and infect is well attenuated already.

[jon-nyc]

Yes butt is your underwear N95?!?

Do you wear tighty-whities? Or boxers with big gaps around the thighs?!?

Whatever you do, don’t answer those questions.