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Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar

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  • Catseye3C Catseye3

    @George-K said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

    Boxing is to MMA as horse racing is to slot machines.

    Nope. MMA isn't random.

    I know nuzzing about either of these disciplines, but just from casual observance, I would say boxing requires elegance, subtlety and strategy and MMA is basically a slugfest.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    @Catseye3 said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

    I know nuzzing about either of these disciplines, but just from casual observance, I would say boxing requires elegance, subtlety and strategy and MMA is basically a slugfest.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    I think you're right. I was conflating MMA with professional "wrestling," which is more theater than sport.

    NTTAWWT either.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Pro wrestling is a GSR, and thus underlies much of the nation’s violent crime.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Jolly
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        Want to start a fight? Walk over to a guy and slap him.

        Hitting a guy will piss him off. Slapping him will send him into orbit.

        Of course, if you're a sho-nuff badass, slap him and keep slapping. Make sure you catch him on the ears.

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

          @Mik said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

          Also, this is a brilliant post. How to start arguments in TNCR.

          It’s okay to play Bach on the poano utilizing the pedals…

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          @LuFins-Dad said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

          @Mik said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

          Also, this is a brilliant post. How to start arguments in TNCR.

          It’s okay to play Bach on the poano utilizing the pedals…

          But only on the poano.

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          • RenaudaR Offline
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            Renauda
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            Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

            Elbows up!

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            • RenaudaR Renauda

              Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

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              George K
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              @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

              Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

                alt text

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                @George-K said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

                alt text

                Ok, the universe is in balance in Alberta.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • MikM Mik

                  @George-K said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                  @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                  Where I live all you have to say is that you support the Trudeau Liberal Party and a whole scale riot and bloodbath will ensue.

                  alt text

                  Ok, the universe is in balance in Alberta.

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                  Renauda
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                  @Mik

                  No it’s just fucked up like everywhere else.

                  Elbows up!

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                  • RenaudaR Renauda

                    @Mik

                    No it’s just fucked up like everywhere else.

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                    @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                    @Mik

                    No it’s just fucked up like everywhere else.

                    So...balance, right?

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

                      @Renauda said in Fourteen ways to start an argument in a bar:

                      @Mik

                      No it’s just fucked up like everywhere else.

                      So...balance, right?

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                      Renauda
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #17

                      @George-K

                      No, a fight.

                      Elbows up!

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                        "So, I think it's fair to say that Brexit has really delivered..."

                        I was only joking

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