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I may be a bad dad, pt II

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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Speaking of musical geniuses, wasn't Zappa one? I worked at a bakery once where one of the bakers considered himself to be the best musician in Madison. He played bass guitar. His hero was Frank Zappa.

    Education is extremely important.

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      Nah, but you'd do better to sit her down in front of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

      Now, that's high quality entertainment!

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      • HoraceH Horace

        Speaking of musical geniuses, wasn't Zappa one? I worked at a bakery once where one of the bakers considered himself to be the best musician in Madison. He played bass guitar. His hero was Frank Zappa.

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        @Horace said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

        Speaking of musical geniuses, wasn't Zappa one? I worked at a bakery once where one of the bakers considered himself to be the best musician in Madison. He played bass guitar. His hero was Frank Zappa.

        Zappa was absolutely amazing. But he was also an iconoclast to the core, so not everything he did is great. A lot of it's just stupid.

        The amazing thing about "Dangerous Kitchen," though, is that Steve Vai played the guitar. The vocals were recorded, and then Vai worked for several days to learn, then play the guitar notes over it. Vai said it was one of the hardest things he ever did.

        Please love yourself.

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          Nah, but you'd do better to sit her down in front of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

          Now, that's high quality entertainment!

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          @Jolly said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

          Nah, but you'd do better to sit her down in front of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

          Now, that's high quality entertainment!

          Oh, don't worry. That is absolutely happening.

          Please love yourself.

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            Holy grail was a nearly religious experience for me when I saw it. I thought I was going to hurt myself from laughing so hard, I couldn't even control it.

            Education is extremely important.

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              I need to revisit Monty Python. I was always hot and cold with their material -- mostly indifferent. I think I may not have known how to appreciate it.

              What made me laugh was the Bring Out Your Dead skit.

              "I'm not dead!" WHAP!

              LOL.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                I still remember the awkward moment with a highly inquisitive 8 year old watching that movie when they got to the 'After the spanking, the oral sex!' scene.

                I was only joking

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                  I still remember the awkward moment with a highly inquisitive 8 year old watching that movie when they got to the 'After the spanking, the oral sex!' scene.

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                  @Doctor-Phibes said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                  I still remember the awkward moment with a highly inquisitive 8 year old watching that movie when they got to the 'After the spanking, the oral sex!' scene.

                  I remember exactly that. I was young enough to think that meant talking about sex.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                    I still remember the awkward moment with a highly inquisitive 8 year old watching that movie when they got to the 'After the spanking, the oral sex!' scene.

                    I remember exactly that. I was young enough to think that meant talking about sex.

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                    @Horace said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                    I still remember the awkward moment with a highly inquisitive 8 year old watching that movie when they got to the 'After the spanking, the oral sex!' scene.

                    I remember exactly that. I was young enough to think that meant talking about sex.

                    It was vaguely embarrassing with my son - with my daughter, horrendous

                    I was only joking

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                      I’ll top you for a bad dad moment…

                      Karla and I had a ….disagreement the other day… I may or may not have something to the effect of “will you quit yapping and listen for a minute?”

                      This morning, Karla was disciplining Finley and he yelled “WILL YOU QUIT YAPPING AND LISTEN FOR A MINUTE?”

                      I’m not sure if I’m in more trouble for saying it in the first place, or busting out laughing when he said it…

                      The Brad

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                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                        I’ll top you for a bad dad moment…

                        Karla and I had a ….disagreement the other day… I may or may not have something to the effect of “will you quit yapping and listen for a minute?”

                        This morning, Karla was disciplining Finley and he yelled “WILL YOU QUIT YAPPING AND LISTEN FOR A MINUTE?”

                        I’m not sure if I’m in more trouble for saying it in the first place, or busting out laughing when he said it…

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                        @LuFins-Dad said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                        I’ll top you for a bad dad moment…

                        Karla and I had a ….disagreement the other day… I may or may not have something to the effect of “will you quit yapping and listen for a minute?”

                        This morning, Karla was disciplining Finley and he yelled “WILL YOU QUIT YAPPING AND LISTEN FOR A MINUTE?”

                        I’m not sure if I’m in more trouble for saying it in the first place, or busting out laughing when he said it…

                        I was driving with my toddler in the back seat in the UK, and pretty much forgot he was there. I was waiting at a roundabout, and things were taking a lot longer than they should have - anyway, I may have said a few things.

                        2 minutes later, I heard this little voice from the back of the car say "For fuck's sake, will you fucking move!" in that way that children talk when they don't fully understand what they're repeating. Then in a rather sad voice, "That was very loud daddy. You shouted."

                        I was only joking

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                        • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                          I’ll top you for a bad dad moment…

                          Karla and I had a ….disagreement the other day… I may or may not have something to the effect of “will you quit yapping and listen for a minute?”

                          This morning, Karla was disciplining Finley and he yelled “WILL YOU QUIT YAPPING AND LISTEN FOR A MINUTE?”

                          I’m not sure if I’m in more trouble for saying it in the first place, or busting out laughing when he said it…

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                          @LuFins-Dad said in I may be a bad dad, pt II:

                          I’m not sure if I’m in more trouble for saying it in the first place, or busting out laughing when he said it…

                          ROFL!

                          Great story!

                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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