All the cool kids are doing it.

[Jolly]

7.2%

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/gallup-poll-finds-72-us-identify-lgbtq-rcna71558

[Aqua Letifer]

Bi is my white cis male exit strategy if I get into some weird HR thing. There's no way for them to prove it's untrue and it instantly ups my protected class street cred.

[Jolly]

Yeah, and you already look kinda iffy.

[Horace]

I've written bi onto some forms before, just for fun. Maybe on my feedback form for the DEI event at work. I can't remember.

The true gold star extra credit is to identify as black on paperwork. Granted, that would be social suicide, but it would be interesting to force a legal deep dive into a definition of what black actually means.

[jon-nyc]

"Other" on race is my plan B.

[Copper]

The 20% of Zs can identify whatever they want, that doesn't make it so.

And we are all African.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Jolly said in All the cool kids are doing it.:

Yeah, and you already look kinda iffy.

Seriously though, it's weird out there.
Another possibility is to claim a learning disability to justify lack of understanding when it comes to mandated woke best practices.

[Horace]

I think I could make a case for a learning disability when it comes to assimilating cultural truths into my truthy feels. That’s a gift that I was not born with, and I am very sure it’s genetic.

[Renauda]

Link to video

[George K]

@Renauda timeless.