Jon, I've got your information.
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Consider the editors where Jolly wants me to submit, Horace. That’ll never sell.
I have a better idea.
I once had a hairdresser whose father died of lung cancer. The hairdresser was convinced that it was the chemotherapy that killed him, after all, he looked totally fine after the cancer diagnosis but the chemotherapy made him sick, bald, and he eventually wasted away and died.
Maybe I’ll write The Thinker and tell the hairdressers story. I’ll go to say the father was taking Xalkori made by - wait for it - PFIZER.
I’ll ask him to poll his audience to find out just how often people die
afterfrom chemotherapy. I’ll bet it’s a lot.Come on, guys, we have a country to save.
Only non-witches get due process.
- Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Consider the editors where Jolly wants me to submit, Horace. That’ll never sell.
I have a better idea.
I once had a hairdresser whose father died of lung cancer. The hairdresser was convinced that it was the chemotherapy that killed him, after all, he looked totally fine after the cancer diagnosis but the chemotherapy made him sick, bald, and he eventually wasted away and died.
Maybe I’ll write The Thinker and tell the hairdressers story. I’ll go to say the father was taking Xalkori made by - wait for it - PFIZER.
I’ll ask him to poll his audience to find out just how often people die
afterfrom chemotherapy. I’ll bet it’s a lot.Come on, guys, we have a country to save.
@jon-nyc said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Consider the editors where Jolly wants me to submit, Horace. That’ll never sell.
You write yours and submit to the American Thinker, and I'll write mine about the social opportunism of evolved apes primarily motivated by status seeking, and its political valence in modern western cultures, and I'll submit it to the NYT.
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Consider the editors where Jolly wants me to submit, Horace. That’ll never sell.
I have a better idea.
I once had a hairdresser whose father died of lung cancer. The hairdresser was convinced that it was the chemotherapy that killed him, after all, he looked totally fine after the cancer diagnosis but the chemotherapy made him sick, bald, and he eventually wasted away and died.
Maybe I’ll write The Thinker and tell the hairdressers story. I’ll go to say the father was taking Xalkori made by - wait for it - PFIZER.
I’ll ask him to poll his audience to find out just how often people die
afterfrom chemotherapy. I’ll bet it’s a lot.Come on, guys, we have a country to save.
@jon-nyc said in Jon, I've got your information.:
I have a better idea.
I once had a hairdresser whose father died of lung cancer. The hairdresser was convinced that it was the chemotherapy that killed him, after all, he looked totally fine after the cancer diagnosis but the chemotherapy made him sick, bald, and he eventually wasted away and died.
Maybe I’ll write The Thinker and tell the hairdressers story. I’ll go to say the father was taking Xalkori made by - wait for it - PFIZER.
I’ll ask him to poll his audience to find out just how often people die after from chemotherapy. I’ll bet it’s a lot.
Come on, guys, we have a country to save.Maybe you could pitch a story to WaPo where a person is mistreated due to their skin color, when all statistical evidence proves that skin color is not the important variable.
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@jon-nyc said in Jon, I've got your information.:
I have a better idea.
I once had a hairdresser whose father died of lung cancer. The hairdresser was convinced that it was the chemotherapy that killed him, after all, he looked totally fine after the cancer diagnosis but the chemotherapy made him sick, bald, and he eventually wasted away and died.
Maybe I’ll write The Thinker and tell the hairdressers story. I’ll go to say the father was taking Xalkori made by - wait for it - PFIZER.
I’ll ask him to poll his audience to find out just how often people die after from chemotherapy. I’ll bet it’s a lot.
Come on, guys, we have a country to save.Maybe you could pitch a story to WaPo where a person is mistreated due to their skin color, when all statistical evidence proves that skin color is not the important variable.
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I would love to see a think piece on how Trump supporters are fundamentally motivated by self hatred and vengeful jealousy towards life’s true winners.
@Horace said in Jon, I've got your information.:
I would love to see a think piece on how Trump supporters are fundamentally motivated by self hatred and vengeful jealousy towards life’s true winners.
You know, a variation on that may work. Given Jon's hatred of all things Trump, including the idiots that supported and voted for him (the dreaded MAGAts), coupled with Jon's superior intellect and ability to communicate to his inferiors in a subtle way just how ignorant they are, would make for a boffo piece. It would be like sticking his dick in a fire ant mound.
The purpose of any ad driven website is to create and capture eyeballs on the screen. If I was the editor at AT, I would certainly run such an opinion piece and salivate at the thought of the traffic it would create.
I think we have a winner here.
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@Horace said in Jon, I've got your information.:
I would love to see a think piece on how Trump supporters are fundamentally motivated by self hatred and vengeful jealousy towards life’s true winners.
You know, a variation on that may work. Given Jon's hatred of all things Trump, including the idiots that supported and voted for him (the dreaded MAGAts), coupled with Jon's superior intellect and ability to communicate to his inferiors in a subtle way just how ignorant they are, would make for a boffo piece. It would be like sticking his dick in a fire ant mound.
The purpose of any ad driven website is to create and capture eyeballs on the screen. If I was the editor at AT, I would certainly run such an opinion piece and salivate at the thought of the traffic it would create.
I think we have a winner here.
@Jolly said in Jon, I've got your information.:
@Horace said in Jon, I've got your information.:
I would love to see a think piece on how Trump supporters are fundamentally motivated by self hatred and vengeful jealousy towards life’s true winners.
You know, a variation on that may work. Given Jon's hatred of all things Trump, including the idiots that supported and voted for him (the dreaded MAGAts), coupled with Jon's superior intellect and ability to communicate to his inferiors in a subtle way just how ignorant they are, would make for a boffo piece. It would be like sticking his dick in a fire ant mound.
The purpose of any ad driven website is to create and capture eyeballs on the screen. If I was the editor at AT, I would certainly run such an opinion piece and salivate at the thought of the traffic it would create.
I think we have a winner here.
Too bad Jon’s alter ego over there in real life is legit scared of violent conservative retribution against life’s winners who innocently are just superior, and should not be blamed for that simple fact.
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Regarding this whole thread, its kind of funny watching you take your anger out on me simply because I spent the 30s required to show what idiots and tools they have writing at "American Thinker".
I doubt your messenger-shooting reaction was lost on anyone here.
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Regarding this whole thread, its kind of funny watching you take your anger out on me simply because I spent the 30s required to show what idiots and tools they have writing at "American Thinker".
I doubt your messenger-shooting reaction was lost on anyone here.
@jon-nyc said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Regarding this whole thread, its kind of funny watching you take your anger out on me simply because I spent the 30s required to show what idiots and tools they have writing at "American Thinker".
I doubt your messenger-shooting reaction was lost on anyone here.
Who's angry?
I'm providing opportunity at something I think you would be good at.
Go get 'em, tiger! And good luck!
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Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I was only joking
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Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
Depending on which public school one matriculated from, three verges on countless. Three is in fact aspirationally countable, within the Baltimore schools.
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Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I can go back, if you wish. I really have thought about giving you a series of Daily Mail du jour articles.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I can go back, if you wish. I really have thought about giving you a series of Daily Mail du jour articles.
@Jolly said in Jon, I've got your information.:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I can go back, if you wish. I really have thought about giving you a series of Daily Mail du jour articles.
The Daily Mail articles are generally much more useful to me than The American Thinker's as they do a good job of reminding me why I left Britain in the first place.
As a former media delivery executive (paperboy) of longstanding, I probably still have a bit of their newsprint ingrained into my fingers to this day. Like Lady Macbeth, I can never fully remove the stain.
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@Jolly said in Jon, I've got your information.:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I can go back, if you wish. I really have thought about giving you a series of Daily Mail du jour articles.
The Daily Mail articles are generally much more useful to me than The American Thinker's as they do a good job of reminding me why I left Britain in the first place.
As a former media delivery executive (paperboy) of longstanding, I probably still have a bit of their newsprint ingrained into my fingers to this day. Like Lady Macbeth, I can never fully remove the stain.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
@Jolly said in Jon, I've got your information.:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Jon, I've got your information.:
Jolly used to post a warning in the thread title when he posted one of these imbecilic articles, presumably as a favour to me, as I had repeatedly expressed my opinions regarding their nonsensical right wing bullshit masquerading as thought-provoking discussion topics.
The countless minutes I've wasted reading this stuff is time I'll never get back, sadly. Well, it's not really countless. Three minutes. Tops.
I can go back, if you wish. I really have thought about giving you a series of Daily Mail du jour articles.
The Daily Mail articles are generally much more useful to me than The American Thinker's as they do a good job of reminding me why I left Britain in the first place.
As a former media delivery executive (paperboy) of longstanding, I probably still have a bit of their newsprint ingrained into my fingers to this day. Like Lady Macbeth, I can never fully remove the stain.
If that then be the case, I'd name my dog Spot.
For then, thou couldst point at the door with authority and proclaim, Out, damn'd Spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then
'tis time to do't.!
